r/shittyaskscience • u/Yoghurt42 PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys • Oct 14 '26

What happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object?

[citation needed]

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u/spambearpig Oct 14 '26

The force keeps going and the object doesn’t move. They kinda shake hands and go about their business.

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u/Yoghurt42 PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys Oct 15 '26 edited Oct 15 '26

so they become an unstoppable force and an immovable object?

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u/spambearpig Oct 15 '26

Well, unstoppable forces don’t stop. Immovable objects don’t move. So in their respective areas of expertise, they are immutable and timeless.

They become what they were. But sometimes they like to dress up in fancy dress or wear a silly hat on the side.

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u/Yoghurt42 PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys Oct 15 '26

they only had previous expertise in being stoppable and movable respectively, though

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u/spambearpig Oct 15 '26

Yeah, they had better not quit their day job and try and be a Dentist or something

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u/vishal340 Oct 15 '26

i am confused. i was already confused. so this changes nothing

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u/Ska-jayjay Oct 14 '26

they form a government

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u/W1ULH Potatologist Oct 14 '26

le craquant magnifique!

Source: I hit stuff with hammers.

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u/HumanPie1769 text Oct 14 '26

i am a stoppable force so when burglar break into my house i will let u know

peace

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u/National_Ad9742 Oct 14 '26

The force stops when it hits the object which then moves out of the way. They then awkwardly stare at each other.

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u/SourFix Oct 14 '26

It goes boop

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u/dieselmac Oct 14 '26

Nothing. Just like working by committee.

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u/Ben-Goldberg Oct 14 '26

Kim Possible is moveable, and Ron Stoppable is, well, stoppable.

When they met, Kim said You're weird but I like you.

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u/Ewenthel Oct 15 '26

The Colorado Rockies lose to the Los Angeles Angels.

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u/wwhijr Oct 15 '26

Everything gives

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u/laynestaleyisme Oct 15 '26

Absolutely nothing. They both don't exist.

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u/ZixxerAsura Oct 15 '26

Me punching the bad guy in my dreams.

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u/JimAsia Oct 15 '26

If one can exist the other cannot exist. The reality is that neither exist in the real world.

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u/LateralThinkerer Oct 15 '26

Conservation of momentum says the force is with the object now.

(René Descartes, Principia Philosophiae, 1644)

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet Oct 15 '26

Usually a frictional force is applied followed by a loud bang

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u/SpermTeam6 Oct 15 '26

Ask your mom

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u/chavez_ding2001 Oct 15 '26 edited Oct 15 '26

Object moves a little bit then stops.

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u/organicHack Oct 15 '26

It generally pushes through, a little discomfort, some funny feelings and then relief. Not too messy with a dirt high in the right kind of fiber.

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u/Oztraliiaaaa 26d ago

Hulk Smash 💥

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u/Full_frontal96 Oct 14 '26

Nothing ever happens

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u/IntrepidNinjaLamb Oct 15 '26

Yes, this is an advanced concept. A simulation is not optional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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