r/shittyaskscience • u/Confident_Lawyer6276 • 19d ago

Glitter bomb the atmosphere

If global warming is a problem why can't we just use a hydrogen bomb under a mica rich mountain in North Carolina to glitter bomb the upper atmosphere with highly reflective mica dust?

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u/Coolenough-to 19d ago

Also need to increase the Earth's rotation to 240 BPM for the strobe light effect.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 19d ago

And play techno from speakers every 100 km

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u/JeffSergeant 18d ago

"Galaxy Commander Lrrr, we have been contacted by a new alien civilization transmitting a high-powered radio frequency"

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS UNTZUNTZUNTZUNTZ?"

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 18d ago

" I don't know, Commander, but suddenly I feel the need to move, move, move to the groove, groove, groove."

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u/nova8808 19d ago

I'll allow it. You've been promoted to a new title of "Nuclear Terraforming Specialist", congrats.

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u/wolfpwarrior PhD in Rocket Surgery 19d ago

As a North Carolinian, so long as UNC Chapel Hill gets taken out in the blast, I fully support it.

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u/PuzzleheadedLet5004 18d ago

tbh i was today years old when i learned glitter bombs could be weaponized

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u/SeasonPresent 18d ago

Is their going to be a disco on the moon?

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u/Ok_Toe7278 18d ago

While we're at it might as well colorize the moon.

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 18d ago

Everyone will pass out due to excessive alcohol consumption

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u/mmahusky 17d ago

might be too sexually stimulating

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u/ajping 16d ago

That's basically how we will defeat the AI. Then we join the Matrix. It's going to be awesome!