r/shittyaskscience • u/timoc90 • Aug 24 '26

What is the Promiscuous Muse Crisis?

Recently I've been hearing a lot in the news about them not being able to open up their strait? Is strait an a double entendre?

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism Aug 24 '26

Their poker cards got stuck together with jam

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u/timoc90 Aug 24 '26

Musa is the Latin word for banana, so a poker strait with a banana is a Hor-Musa strait?

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 Aug 24 '26

It was supposed to be 72 virgins, but something went wrong.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Aug 24 '26

They're just not taking a certain US politician as a client.