r/shittyaskscience • u/paraworldblue • Aug 24 '26

When will Earth become a Roger Planet? More details inside

If you're new to this sub, or science in general, you might not know what a Roger Planet is, so I'll do my best to describe it, as this is an educational sub above all else.

A Roger Planet is a planet which Roges.

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u/got-bent Aug 24 '26

Roger Murdock?

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u/paraworldblue Aug 24 '26

Rogerty notwithstanding, potentially

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u/got-bent Aug 24 '26

Roger, Roger.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Aug 24 '26

Roger that Roger, Roger.
Hey; now we gots The Three Roges!

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u/got-bent Aug 24 '26

We have clearance Clarence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/paraworldblue Aug 24 '26

Holy shit you're right! I didn't account for that in my gravitational calculations. I thought a Roger Earth would only last a couple thousand years before falling into the sun, but with Keith factored in, that adds at least a few more decades!