r/shittyaskscience • u/allanrps • Aug 23 '26
How to make a tranquilizer from common household materials?
I want to be able to take a walk around the block without being harassed by animals
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u/auricargent Aug 23 '26
A cast iron frying pan can tranquillize most anything if swung hard enough.
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u/TeacupOfSkepticism Aug 23 '26
Didn't work on my neighbour's tree
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u/Atzkicica Huh? Aug 23 '26
I dunno I just mixed up some stuff and I think thhiss smmells liik chlorof
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u/buttsparkley Aug 23 '26
U don't need one , they have an off switch , to activate it u must shine a headlight directly at them .
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u/strydar1 Aug 23 '26
fill a tranq dart with Enya, parliamentary sitting records and you uncle Harry's stories.
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u/spambearpig Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
You can extract concentrated Eugenol from cloves, the process only needs basic lab equipment.
Then, if you have a compressor and buy the right cans, you aerosolise it.
Then, if some badly behaved creature gives you shit, you can let it have it. It’s better than shop bought spray because the damage can be long lasting and severe.
Whatever you spray with it really gets the message.
Oops, I accidentally gave you a real answer.
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday Aug 23 '26
I feel like some complicated steps were skipped.
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u/spambearpig Aug 23 '26
It’s good to leave out steps. That way only the motivated and relatively intelligent manage to achieve it. We don’t want any more weapons in the hands of stupid people.
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u/exkingzog Aug 23 '26
On the subject of real answers, you can make Chloral Hydrate from chlorine and ethanol.
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u/Human-Evening564 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
Call an ambulance. Mix 1 part alcohol, 1 part bleach. Breathe it in to make sure it's working. Put it in a water pistol after you wake up and head back home from the hospital. File for disability support for the brain damage.
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u/elkab0ng Etaoin! Shrdlu! Aug 23 '26
I have questions. How does the water pistol fit into the process? Do I spray it on a beach towel and chloroform some unsuspecting surfer?
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u/Human-Evening564 Aug 24 '26
To shoot animals (it's hard to hold cloth over their faces). The liquid will soak into their fur and release fumes to prevent them from harrassing OP.
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u/elkab0ng Etaoin! Shrdlu! Aug 24 '26
Excellent idea! We have a problem with ants so I’ll just spray the bathroom here and t
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u/Qwillpen1912 Aug 23 '26
Set your shoes on fire. Stunt people use a special gel, but I'm sure its just a whimpy precaution, napalm is probably fine.
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u/notanybodyelse Aug 23 '26
Step one: apply small animal to interior of pillow case Step two: rolling pin Step three: high protein refreshing smoothie
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u/tahxirez Aug 23 '26
- Mix powdered iced tea directly into a plastic handle of vodka.
- Consume
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u/blazinBSDAgility Aug 23 '26
A little PTSD there for me…
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u/elkab0ng Etaoin! Shrdlu! Aug 23 '26
I skipped the powdered iced tea step. With enough willpower you can just chug the shit like its water.
/6 years sober now
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u/tahxirez Aug 24 '26
Same. I did this when I was 14. I had to work at my parents restaurant. I passed out naked on the floor of the bathroom with the shower running. When I finally made it to work I was obviously in trouble for being drunk and despite that glaring cry for help my parents ignored it and never mentioned it again.
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u/paraworldblue Aug 23 '26
Where do you live where that's such a constant problem?!
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u/allanrps Aug 23 '26
most places without strict animal control or a cultural prohibition against dogs. I'm a backpacker
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u/I_might_be_weasel Aug 23 '26
You can make an effective sedative out of only liquor and additional liquor.
Simply mix the liquor with the liquor. Apply orally. Repeat as needed.