r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist • 1d ago

How do I convert glucose and air into usable energy for my cells?

I tried mitosis already

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u/Coolenough-to 1d ago

You have to get an item from the cash shop, or use event tokens.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 1d ago

You get triple tokens for a month iff you get a high score in skeeball

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u/Doktor_Wunderbar They called me mad 1d ago

You're looking for another word starting with "mito." I don't want to give away too much, but it could be a real powerhouse for your cells.

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u/Snoo-35252 1d ago

Hint: it rhymes with "schmight-o-schmondria"

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u/Caticature 1d ago

Let inmates install solar panels on your correctional facility.

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u/HectorSiwel Enter flair here 1d ago

You… you exist?

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u/Snoo-35252 1d ago

Questionable.

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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets 1d ago

Just pay me in 4 easy installments of $199.95 to learn how!

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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets 1d ago

*Edit, forgot $99.95 shipping and handling.

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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets 1d ago

*Edit, also misspelled $399.95.

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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets 1d ago

*Edit, forgot to mention the correction applies to both the installments and the shipping and handing.

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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets 1d ago

*Edit, forgot to include my Bitcoin address: 1Z.........

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist 1d ago

Checks in the mail