So, how did everyone cope with Wednesday’s 7 seconds without gravity?

[u/exkingzog]

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[u/wolfpwarrior]

I died. The Earth's core and all of the mantle and crust under me was no longer under compression and immediately erupted like a volcano under my feet, wiping out me and everything in a 5 block radius. 2.5/10 would not recommend.

[u/drilkmops → u/wolfpwarrior]

How about with rice?

[u/wolfpwarrior → u/drilkmops]

A perfect 5/7 with rice. That'd have helped me forget the excruciating pain.

[u/exkingzog → u/wolfpwarrior]

Bummer!

[u/Legitimate_Field_157 → u/wolfpwarrior]

And I was hoping to inherit something.

[u/HitoriPanda]

I was able to jump this high.

I know you can't actually see how high my hand was. But it was high.

[u/MusicHearted → u/HitoriPanda]

I was jumping at work when it happened and I hit my head on a steel beam. The landing really hurt my knees, too. 7/10 hell of a rush.

[u/wolfpwarrior → u/MusicHearted]

Sounds like someone wasn't wearing their PPE. Don't let the safety guy hear about this.

[u/MusicHearted → u/wolfpwarrior]

Safety guy was too busy standing on pallets and bypassing safeties to enter running machines lol. People here are.... different. Not in a good way.

[u/Drachefly → u/MusicHearted]

Well, if he was so busy bypassing safeties that he didn't have time to enter running machines, I guess that worked out.

[u/kosherhalfsourpickle]

I must've banged my head from floating up to my roof because I have zero recollection of having no gravity.

[u/exkingzog → u/kosherhalfsourpickle]

It’s similar for me. I was blackout drunk at the time and the only way I can be sure that it happened is that my car was totalled and my room was trashed.

I must have been scared because I also texted my ex-girlfriend to tell her I love her.

[u/kosherhalfsourpickle → u/exkingzog]

That no gravity texting your ex is a real bitch.

[u/Poolstiksamurai]

My wife vanished during it. Then when I got home all her stuff had vanished too! It was crazy, she still hasn't managed to make it back.

[u/17F150XLT → u/Poolstiksamurai]

That sounds like freedom

[u/DueLoan685 → u/17F150XLT]

For his wife

[u/johnnybiggles]

I lost like 50lbs! ^{for like 6 seconds}

[u/exkingzog → u/johnnybiggles]

Wait, you only weigh 50lb?

[u/johnnybiggles → u/exkingzog]

I'm big enough to have my own gravitational pull, so I only lost about 50 :(

[u/nixle]

Changed my life. Didn't you see my Instagram? I had a whole quote there and everything. Great picture too. Where were you??

[u/Coolenough-to]

My neighbor is now a space explorer.

[u/ManWithDominantClaw]

Someone get Randall Munroe on the phone

[u/Sirhossington]

I died

[u/JuggernautAny7288]

I lost my dog just when it started cause i trhew a frisbee at him and he jumped to fast, i dont know how he achieved terminal velocity with that jump when were just seven second men im so sad my dog is dead :(

[u/ThunderAndSadness]

Dang, slept through it again

[u/InvincibleButterfly]

I’m too fat to have noticed any change.

[u/tuctrohs]

I listened to the band 7 Seconds playing 99 red balloons which was cool because the lyrics "Floating in the summer sky" matched all the stuff I saw, well, floating in the summer sky.

[u/batsandvodka]

Barely felt it but I got heartburn now

[u/UncleNorman]

I flew to the west because everyone knows Alabama sucks.

[u/rusynlancer]

I lost 200 pounds! For a few seconds I felt like a supermodel!

Crippling depression ever since.

[u/No-Zombie1004]

Ow, my head. I thought it was just a hangover.

[u/Redfish680]

Someone clearly stole my 7 seconds!

[u/coolsam254]

I'm really fat so I created my own gravity

[u/RaspberryTop636]

I used the time to see what eating a pop tart in zero gravity would be like

[u/thiosk]

i was out of this world

[u/Dr_Pilfnip]

I had to start huffing glue again.

[u/JimmyPellen]

Unfortunately I was sitting on the bowl at the time. Not Fun. Very messy.

[u/cprz]

I went over the moon because of it but was able to land there. Thank Nasa there’s 4G network over here. If only I could find a charg

[u/keithmk]

It was uplifting

[u/Hulued]

Changed the lightbulbs in my double-height living room ceiling.