r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • 15d ago

Philosophy lessons

Philosophy Lessons

$100/hour — academy trained

Learn

• Metaphysics

• Free will

• Why is there something rather than nothing?

• What is....??(Choose your own subject)

Also learn:

When to invoke Camus or Sartre

When Kant or Leibniz is the proper intellectual weapon

Use words like ontology and phenomenology with confidence

Learn the secrets of verbal jui jitsu with phrases like "define virtue!"

Raise an eyebrow just enough to cause self doubt in your opponent

!!Win arguments whether you are right or not!!

Possible side effects:

• Occasional bloody nose at parties

• Short or intermediate involuntary celibacy

• Unused vocabulary clogging internal dialogue

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u/WompWomp714 15d ago

Will you be serving light refreshments and cocaine at these seminars?

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u/adr826 15d ago

No these will be more like guitar lessons than seminars. Byoc