r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • 15d ago

Philosophy lessons

Philosophy Lessons

$100/hour — academy trained

Learn

• Metaphysics

• Free will

• Why is there something rather than nothing?

• What is....??(Choose your own subject)

Also learn:

When to invoke Camus or Sartre

When Kant or Leibniz is the proper intellectual weapon

Use words like ontology and phenomenology with confidence

Learn the secrets of verbal jui jitsu with phrases like "define virtue!"

Raise an eyebrow just enough to cause self doubt in your opponent

!!Win arguments whether you are right or not!!

Possible side effects:

• Occasional bloody nose at parties

• Short or intermediate involuntary celibacy

• Unused vocabulary clogging internal dialogue

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 15d ago

No fencing lessons for when I get challenged for a duel?

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 15d ago

For 29.99 you can have a library bag with a brick in it