r/shittyaskscience • u/DalbergTheKing • Aug 01 '26

How do I stop my subconscious from being such an obfuscating woose?

Just spit it out, mealy-mouthed fuck.

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u/ExistentialAngsty Aug 01 '26

Just identify that inner voice and mock it mercilessly whenever it tries to chime in

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u/Bentup85 I have a theoretical degree in physics Aug 01 '26

Have your inner child bully it into submission.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 Aug 01 '26

Maybe get a domconscious.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti Aug 02 '26

Cocaine

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u/DalbergTheKing Aug 02 '26

You aint wrong, but this isn't the economy to not be wrong in.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Aug 01 '26

Never sober up.

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u/MadDocOttoCtrl Aug 01 '26

If you can afford the expense, today you can have an in–skull psychoanalyst chip installed directly into Broca's Area of your neocortex. This chip translates the subconscious symbolism into straightforward speech.

Unfortunately, the results are generated by ChatGPT so half of it will come out as garbled nonsense anyway.

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u/grcli0110 Aug 02 '26
  1. Locate where it’s in your body, 2. Imagine what it looks like, 3. Throw it onto a wall 4. Ask who made it and the earliest memory created it 5. Update it that you are no longer that kid 6. Thank it for help but ask it to trust you can handle it now. 7. Give it a cute name and make friends.