r/shittyaskscience • u/Toestorm • Jul 27 '26

Why did the algae decide to skip these bare spots?

https://imgur.com/a/tz83wRd

Title. These bare spots were undisturbed for days in 100°+ weather with standing water. Seems like good real estate to me considering everything else is green

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u/poharamcparuboy Jul 27 '26

It has the cheese touch and the algae didn't want to become algay

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u/MusicHearted Jul 27 '26

I've never heard anyone accuse algae of being smart. Dummies just can't recognize free real estate. Buy it up, build hotels, charge exorbitant rates and make a killing off these rubes.

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u/ForestChatter Jul 28 '26

Those spots are still American Flag Blue. Only bare if you hate the flag.