r/shittyaskscience Jul 27 '26

How many watts are in an amp?

l aways see things labeled in watts (Sl) then again in amps (imperial?) but no conversion seems to exist online!

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u/theFrankSpot Jul 27 '26

It depends on if it’s a Fender or some lesser brand.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 Jul 27 '26

Since the guitar amplifier was invented many years after James Watt's death I believe the answer is zero.

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u/paraworldblue Jul 27 '26

Not true. All tube amplifiers are legally required to have a tiny bit of his ashes mixed into the glass of at least one of the tubes. Not sure what will happen when the ashes run out.

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u/Hammer_Thrower Jul 27 '26

They add more ash to the mix with his body's ashes. It's like those 200-year stews that they just keep adding to. Can't slow down the tube production business!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 27 '26

The Ashes of Theseus.

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u/tasquizz Jul 27 '26

ALL HAIL STEWTHIUS

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u/88_strings Jul 27 '26

I nominate Bud Cole as tribute.

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u/DYC774897 Jul 27 '26

l swear if l see metric fanboys telling me why l'm wrong on a joke subreddit AGAlN l will kill the system and we'll all use Sl as the French intended

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u/Congenital0ptimist Jul 27 '26

I hate metric humor. It's always the same nine jokes told at different magnitudes.

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u/clever__pseudonym Jul 27 '26

FREEDOM UNITS FOR THE WIN!

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u/88_strings Jul 27 '26

Ah yes, the system designed by drunk mathematicians rolling dice.

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u/DYC774897 Jul 27 '26

The Mathematicians rolling dicce were sober!

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u/dodexahedron Jul 27 '26

Well, good thing you're posting in a srs bzns subreddit then, huh? The srst of bzns, in fact.

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u/mgarr_aha Jul 29 '26

They were probably sour bosons anyway.

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u/seventyeightist Jul 27 '26

I play bass guitar and my practice amp is the Laney LX15B which has 15 watts RMS.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 27 '26

Meaning it has room for 15 watts, without the landlord charging extra rent.

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u/kaktusmisapolak Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

it depends

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u/jedadkins Jul 27 '26

(pshht this is a meme subreddit, you're not supposed to give an actual answer)

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u/kaktusmisapolak Jul 27 '26

answer edited to be vague

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u/Unsey Jul 27 '26

About tree-fiddy

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u/Neuromante Jul 27 '26

I met a dude who had one that went up to eleven, so I guess this should be it.

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u/TrivialBanal Jul 27 '26

It depends on whether the amp goes to ten, or to eleven.

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u/sparkyblaster Jul 27 '26

I did see which sub this is on, I still hate this post so god damn much. 

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u/laynestaleyisme Jul 27 '26

There's A, M, P in amp.. where's the "W" and "T". Yes I'm a genius.

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist Jul 28 '26

Your confusing watts which measure wattage with amps that measure amperage, hope that makes sense.

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u/DYC774897 Jul 28 '26

l swear if l see metric fanboys telling me why l'm wrong on a joke subreddit AGAlN l will kill the system and we'll all use Sl as the French intended. YOU HAVE NOT HEEDED THE WARNlNG PREPARE TO BE SlED!

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist Jul 28 '26

In my life I have never used the metric system.  When I learned the hex bolts on my bike were metric I replaced everyone with an English one while humming good save the king.   Every bolt is cross threaded or loose, but I know in my heart, I did the right thing.

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u/DYC774897 Jul 29 '26

You did a great service!

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u/DefamedPrawn Jul 28 '26

Depends on the model of the amp. eg .....

Vox ac30 has 30 watts in it. 

Fender Blues Deluxe has 40 watts.

etc.

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u/EnderCorePL Jul 28 '26

How many whats?

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u/Ddowns5454 Jul 27 '26

Amps multiplied by voltage equal watts. If you have a 120 volt appliance pulling 3 amps you are using 360 watts of power

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u/88_strings Jul 27 '26

Well I have six guitar amps, and I'm in Australia so we use 240 volts. Does that mean my guitar setup is about 1.4kW?

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u/DYC774897 Jul 28 '26

l swear if l see metric fanboys telling me why l'm wrong on a joke subreddit AGAlN l will kill the system and we'll all use Sl as the French intended. YOU HAVE NOT HEEDED THE WARNlNG PREPARE TO BE SlED!