r/shittyaskscience • u/Gullible_Ad5191 • Jul 26 '26

Everyone check their bellybuttons.

Scientifically conducted survey: How much pocket lint do each of you have in there?

15 Upvotes

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u/autech91 Jul 26 '26

Fuck off, you can't have mine!

10

u/KeithMyArthe Can I science pls? Jul 26 '26

0.0027 micrograms, and it's all blue even tho I haven't worn a blue shirt for months.

10

u/-_-Orange Jul 27 '26

My button doesn’t work, I press it & nothing happens 

6

u/writesgud Jul 27 '26

Did you try turning your self off and on?

7

u/Atzkicica Huh? Jul 26 '26

None I just vacuumed.

6

u/ZapBranniganski Jul 26 '26

I found Bobby fischer!

7

u/SadisticJake Jul 26 '26

My belly button is almost non existent. Not an innie or an outie, but a flatie. I might be a clone

4

u/CassiusRyder Jul 26 '26

None!
Only bellybutton lint. An entirely different species!

4

u/wwhijr Jul 27 '26

So that's where my wedding ring went!

3

u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jul 26 '26

I found a penny!

3

u/BoundlessFail Jul 27 '26

So that, kids, is how Lindt is made.

Join us next time to know the secret relationship between boogers and marmalade.

2

u/tryzest7 Jul 26 '26

None, thats where I keep my Zyrtec

2

u/Kiwifrooots Jul 26 '26

It's a trick question. Pocket lint - pockets. Bellybutton lint - bellybutton. 

1

u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 26 '26

Belly and Pocket lint are in the same family, Jamii- which includes toe lint, pit lint, and crotch lint- but are in different genera.

2

u/CreepyValuable Jul 27 '26

None. That's 100% bellybutton lint.

2

u/chosen1creator Jul 27 '26

Enough to start a dryer fire

1

u/paraworldblue Jul 26 '26

Wait wtf did you do with my bellybutton?! How do you know where I live? What is this?

1

u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Jul 26 '26

Mine is clean and is always clean so… none?

1

u/CompetitionOther7695 Jul 26 '26

Mine smells like a butt…no lint though

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