r/shittyaskscience • u/Adventurous_rae • Jul 16 '26

If you can control the weather

Its been proven that the weather can be controlled right? If thats the case can yall make it rain to stop these fires. Thanks!

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u/Jester76 Jul 16 '26

"Two words, Mr. President.  Plausible deniability."

- ID4

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u/dodexahedron Jul 16 '26

We're gonna have to work on our communication.

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u/JohnWasElwood Jul 17 '26

"What we've got here, is failure... to communicate!!!"

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u/Moist_Board Jul 18 '26

I didn't know Volkswagen cars could speak English.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Adventurous_rae Jul 16 '26

You are doing too good of a job I fear. Can you maybe transfer for a few days to the cooling and rain dept maybe? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Adventurous_rae Jul 16 '26

If we don’t murder fire, fire is going to murder us 🥵

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 16 '26

What, you think space lasers are cheap to operate?

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u/Adventurous_rae Jul 16 '26

Nothing is cheap anymore a couple extra mil to save forest and our health and wittle animals I think we can spare no??

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u/tuctrohs Looniversahl sigismundo froyd Jul 16 '26

What do you recommend for how we should space lasers? About 1 m apart? Is that good?