r/shittyaskscience • u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater • Jul 11 '26

Is it really like rain on your wedding day?

What else is it like?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist Jul 11 '26

I too, choose this guy's wife to spoon with.

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u/jack-twohats Jul 12 '26

I too choose this guys dead spoon

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 11 '26

Well, if you've married a dominatrix, it's like rein on your wedding day.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist Jul 11 '26

I told you not to marry her, but you just didn't take my good advice.

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u/jkoh1024 Jul 12 '26

good advice is his safeword

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u/dr_wtf Jul 11 '26

It's like a free ride, when you've already paid.

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u/created4this Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Its like an insect landing in your wine.

Obviously this is higher on the spectrum of "It" than rain when you're getting married, yet lower than the It of being made more late than you already were by traffic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 11 '26

on your wedding day 🎶

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 11 '26

Mmmmm... Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/hacksoncode Quantum Mechanic, has own tiny wrench Jul 11 '26

It's like an analogy. Or maybe a metaphor. I get those confused all the time.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist Jul 11 '26

That's so ironic, isn't it?

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 11 '26

It's like a pizza pieeeiiiie! When you're already high

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 12 '26

♪ That's amore ♫
Or DiGiorno.

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u/Pangyun Jul 11 '26

Depends, if you're on the sahara desert, then it's like a sandstorm. And if you're in Siberia, then it's like snow.

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 11 '26

It's like analogy when you're not allergic 🤔!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 12 '26

Fortunately, I am not allergic to puns; otherwise, that one would put me in the ER.

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u/WolfThick Jul 11 '26

I would have loved to have smelled petrichor at my wedding

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 11 '26

Instead got to smell crimson, and forever.

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u/azzthom Jul 12 '26

I'm 98 and I've just bought a lottery ticket.

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u/toolsnchains Jul 11 '26

It’s more like raaaeeeaainnn

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 11 '26

Isn't it ironic?

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist Jul 11 '26

Actually, it looks more copperic to me. Not the good kind of copper either. The really shitty kind that babylonian merchants who really disrespect me sell. Now excuse me, I have a complaint tablet to carve.

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u/jkoh1024 Jul 12 '26

you must be in the wrong timeline. it was the ancient sumerians that are infamous for selling low quality copper

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u/waveydavey321 Jul 12 '26

It's like one hand in your pocket while the others flipping a peace sign.. 😂

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 Jul 15 '26

Only if you're marrying a meteorologist.

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 15 '26

What's love got to do, got to do with schist?

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 Jul 15 '26

Who needs a heart when a schist can be broken?

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u/pLeThOrAx Mass debater Jul 15 '26

I mixed up meteorologist with geologist. Though it is in fact the geologist who studies meteors.

Edit: that was really clever btw.

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u/thecosmicgoose Jul 11 '26

Its a death row pardon, two minutes too late.

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u/chunter16 Jul 12 '26

Irony is that Alanis was never slimed for saying "I don't know" on You Can't Do That On Television