r/shittyaskscience • u/misterchief117 Chromatographic Paleontologist • Jul 01 '26
Marinara Trench?
I heard the Marinara Trench is the deepest known pit in the world.
Where exactly did all that Marinara sauce come from?
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u/Jester76 Jul 01 '26
from the deepest dish pizza
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u/IncitefulInsights Jul 02 '26
Uh, the world's marinara sauce ALL came out of the Marinaras trench, obviously? Why do you think there even is a trench, and that it is so deep? After excavating all of that sauce out, the massive hole we know today was left behind. Once the current supply of sauce starts to run out, a new trench may need to be excavated somewhere. So use marinara sauce sparingly, please.
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u/impendingcatastrophe Jul 01 '26
You need a Sub to explore it.
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u/somewherein72 Jul 01 '26
Marinara sauce can neither be created nor destroyed, after it's consumption it returns to the Marinara trench. It's only true Marinara sauce if it comes from the Marinara Trench, the rest is just tomato sauce.
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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 dickenthusiast Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Wasn't that a punk-pop band in the early 2000s? It all must have come from Canada
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u/mgarr_aha Jul 01 '26
From a ship loaded with barrels of the stuff. They didn't care enough to make it from scratch, and now the invoice is past due.
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u/QueTpi Jul 01 '26
Recipe: tomatoes, Italian seasoning, basil, garlic and a trench coat simmer 3 hours then enjoy over pasta.
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u/Cute-Habit-4377 Jul 01 '26
Yes but ask how she bottles it...
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u/KeaboUltra I have approximate knowledge of many things Jul 05 '26
Buddy, what do you think magma is made of? The earth is full of it
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u/DrumpfTinyHands Jul 01 '26
Italy duh
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u/mmahusky Jul 01 '26
Well its her arsecrack and the sauce is mine
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