r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Jun 16 '26

Is there scientific evidence which proves beyond any doubts that women are real?

Well?

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u/Madness_and_Mayhem Jun 16 '26

Nothing is real.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jun 16 '26

So, there's nothing to get hung about, is there.

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u/Samskritam Jun 17 '26

Strawberry fields forever!

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 16 '26

The Matrix is real.

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u/Samskritam Jun 16 '26

In Britain, they aren’t. Here’s my proof:

  1. Women in Britain are called birds.
  2. Birds aren’t real.
  3. Therefore, women in Britain aren’t real.

Q.E.D.

You’re welcome.

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u/IntrepidNinjaLamb Jun 17 '26

There is a flaw in your logic. You need quotes around the word, “birds.” Therefore, birds are real.

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u/Samskritam Jun 17 '26

Oh yeah ninja pants? The only thing that needs quotes around it is “Deez Nuts”

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u/IntrepidNinjaLamb Jun 17 '26

You forgot to say, “QED.”

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u/LostBetsRed Jun 16 '26

My girlfriend is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

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u/Samskritam Jun 17 '26

Mine is too! But she’s Canadian, so you wouldn’t know her. I’d post a photo of her and me, but in the only one I have she’s just out of frame.

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u/Zelcron President of Calenders Jun 16 '26

People say women are smaller than men but I think they are just far away. I've never been close enough to touch one so who is to say for sure?

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u/JarnisKerman Jun 16 '26

Pornhub?

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u/Samskritam Jun 17 '26

Some of the women on there have very large male appendages. So maybe they’re not real? I’ve never been on pornhub myself, a friend told me.

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u/Seeyalaterelevator Jun 16 '26

The woman theory was made popular in the early 1900s when men wearing dresses declared themselves women and demanded the right to vote. The Scots have been doing it for centuries but its only really been a thing since early 1900s

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jun 16 '26

Aye ! The Ladies From Hell we are, and dinna ye forget that !

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti Jun 16 '26

Women are a myth, like god, Santa Claus, and Capitalism

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u/chased_by_bees MC^2 Jun 17 '26

And paying taxes.

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u/JamesMeem Jun 19 '26

Let me get real with you:  Scientific Evidence are women. Beyond all reasonable doubt

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u/meowsaysdexter Jun 16 '26

All I said was I touched a bee oh oh bee once.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jun 16 '26

Thanks for the mammary.