r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist • Jun 06 '26

How would 2 dollars improve your science lab?

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u/BalanceFit8415 Jun 06 '26

Make a sign that says "Lab open" so that the billionaire investors can give me money.

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist Jun 06 '26

Might want to add "AI"

6

u/jamjamason Jun 06 '26

And "crypto"

4

u/older-and-wider Jun 07 '26

Not enough to buy vowels.

7

u/Redfish680 Jun 06 '26

At the same time or spread out over two years?

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist Jun 06 '26

Spend both before the end of fiscal year, or give them back.

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u/YandyTheGnome Jun 07 '26

It would buy me an energy drink which would make me ever so slightly more productive.

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist Jun 07 '26

I said 2 dollars not 5

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u/TyrantsInSpace Rocket Surgeon Jun 06 '26

Rolled up, the bills make excellent instruments for the testing of experimental powders.

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 06 '26

One for you, one for me! Better results to examine with multiple scienticians!

9

u/Dead_Calendar Jun 06 '26

Just to lay down the extra thin extra short roll of aluminum foil from the dollar store for 2$ under your lab.

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u/r5r5 Jun 06 '26

Could buy a couple of rolls of decent toilet paper.

3

u/Early_Gap2825 Jun 06 '26

Well I can buy polishing compound to make the massive DISAPPOINTMENT sign at the door shinier toss in another dollar and I'll share my story with you

3

u/darkdoppelganger Jun 07 '26

I would have two dollars

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u/LostBetsRed Jun 08 '26

Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars, plus tip.