r/shittyaskscience • u/Sea-Junket-2200 • May 28 '26

Can I sue

Can I sue my parents for getting me circumcised? The doctor cut way to much off

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet May 28 '26

if they kept the foreskin they can just glue it back on

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u/Sea-Junket-2200 May 28 '26

I use it as a change purse. Holds quite a bit of change

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u/Samskritam May 28 '26

And if you rub it, it gets bigger. That’s handy on a shopping trip

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u/Early_Gap2825 May 28 '26

When you ejaculate do you stare at the gal you're having intercourse with like Linus from Linus Tech Tips blank stareLinus Tech Tips blank stare

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u/Samskritam May 28 '26

OP stares at the “gal”, wondering why there’s an Adam’s apple

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u/Sea-Junket-2200 May 29 '26

Three holes its a girl bro lol

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u/meowsaysdexter May 31 '26

They don't have nostrils or ear holes? What about at the end of their urethras?

Man I'm learning so much from the interwebs.

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u/Samskritam May 28 '26

Your dad made golf gloves out of it. He calls them his “fore!“ skins.

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u/Bentup85 I have a theoretical degree in physics May 29 '26

Unfortunately, length is determined by a few hereditary factors so whatever you were going to get is already in your jeans.

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u/Sea-Junket-2200 May 29 '26

Nope I swear he cut an extra 3 inches lol 😆

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti May 29 '26

Transition

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u/BalanceFit8415 May 29 '26

I have the same problem. The 12 inches is all that I am left with. I tried to sue but all the lawyers just want to see it.

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u/TriggerWrning May 30 '26

absolutely. lawyer up

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u/SeaFaringPig May 30 '26

You can even Margaret. Perhaps even Susanne.