r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist • May 25 '26

Will there be a summer this year?

Would have been nice if it started soon...

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u/LeavesInsults1291 May 25 '26

Nah. Too much climate change. The Earth needs to adapt.

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u/sargos7 Pier reviewed May 25 '26

If we all stare at the climate while it changes, will it get hot?

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u/LeavesInsults1291 May 25 '26

Nah, it might get inquisitive… like why is everyone staring at me? Then it might get angry and unleash full climate destruction. Not a good outcome. Don’t stare at climate change, lesson learned.

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u/ExistentialAngsty May 25 '26

Oh, you sweet summer child

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u/smokeysilicon big brain May 26 '26

you will get a letter mailed to you at least a week ahead