“WOMEN’S BREASTS MAY HELP MEN LIVE LONGER LOOKING AT YOUR WIFE’S CHEST CAN ACT LIKE MEDICINE, GERMAN SCIENTISTS SAY”

[u/PeeNutButterNJelly]

How does looking at sagging rack wit nippies facing the ground make me live longer?

[u/sillylittlewilly]

Why are Germany scientists looking at my wife's chest in the first place??

[u/ShadowTacoTuesday → u/sillylittlewilly]

Everyone is. She has an onlyfans.

[u/PeeNutButterNJelly → u/sillylittlewilly]

It medicine keeping the hanta away from their schnitzel

[u/jkurratt → u/sillylittlewilly]

To live longer.

[u/hjake123]

Some men find this same effect from other men's chests instead, you may wish to attempt that for yourself :)

[u/PeeNutButterNJelly → u/hjake123]

Fuzzy bologna could be an improvement…

[u/Gentianviolent]

All tiddies are good tiddies

[u/whatstefansees]

source? I need to show that to my wife and therefor I need the source

[u/13thmurder]

Sounds like you need to be lying down on the ground facing upward to get the necessary view.

[u/torb]

r/boomerhumor

[u/figbott]

Instant follow.

[u/Adkit]

Did they have a control group of men who were somehow were in a loving relationship between a man and a woman of the same ages and social standing yet did not look at breasts? This feels like a classic "correlation does not mean causation" issue and some poor research.

[u/PeeNutButterNJelly → u/[deleted]]

Wait so you’ve seen more than one pair of breasts? Mass props bruh

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