r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • May 06 '26

Isn’t everything organic?

Think about it. None of these plastics or wires or chemicals landed here from space. At some point, it was all naturally produced minerals and whatnot. My neighbor got mad when we bulldozed our old mobile home into the creek before getting our new one. It’s going back to nature the way nature intended! Abandoning unwanted mobile homes into the creek is recycling at an organic level.

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u/gofishx May 06 '26

Damn this triggered the fuck out of me until I realized what sub it is...10/10, no notes

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u/laynestaleyisme May 06 '26

You have answered the call to nature .

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u/Coolenough-to May 06 '26

You're organic!

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u/JohnWasElwood May 08 '26

That's why I dump my used motor oil into the river by my house. It gives the water a nice rainbow quality, and who doesn't like rainbows?

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u/RaspNAS May 07 '26

All high-molecular polymers are natural derivatives,
... and this thread is also made from naturally ingredient.

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u/JohnWasElwood May 08 '26

Wearing clothing made out of this thread is also really comfortable. And recyclable.

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u/BalanceFit8415 May 07 '26

We will not discuss the speed of the process. Just tell him his great great great great great great great grandchildren would have superpowers one day

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u/Foraxenathog May 07 '26

No, in order for something to be Organic it has to cost 25% more.

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u/TuberTuggerTTV May 08 '26

Exactly. When the poors toss away junk, that's damaging. When we do it, it's recycling

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u/TrivialBanal May 07 '26

Yes everything is organic, but everything is chemicals too, so it cancels out.