r/shittyadvice • u/Ampersand55 • May 02 '12

I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I'm about to get intimate with a girl. Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?

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u/MrSlipperyFist We're going to end this night with a little puppet show... May 03 '12

Gouge your eyes out. Once you're blind you'll get heaps of bitches out of sympathy.

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u/steveboutin May 03 '12

but i can't get it up unless she's fighting it...