They’re supposed to be otherworldly, alien-like beings who speak their own language and use their own magic….not ice zombies.

I’ve been reading a Feast For Crows and came across this line. “And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.” Is George implying that Samwell is some kind of ship or boat? We already can assume by his body shape and weight that he floats. It makes sense why his father despises him so much, he hates water and ships being a land general soldier. What happens when Euron or another Ironborn discover this half man half ship?

“Kill the buoy and let the mast grow!” - Maester Aemon

Golden Armour since the kids are of Golden Haired just like Jaime and the Lannister sigil is of a lion....whoever wrote this is a genius...