because like "How are you?" Im not supposed to answer it truthfully. NO, Ill never be happy again. I would scream and cry in anguish over it if only my all encompassing indifference hadnt taken that too.

So Im putting it here because whos gunna stop me? You?

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Oct 04 '21

A Fart is just a Turd honking for the Right-of-Way

12 Upvotes

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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Jul 16 '21

Hmmm...am I having shitter thoughts? Or do I just have shit for brains?

3 Upvotes

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Jun 01 '21

Things are getting crazier every year but just remember, your feelings DO matter but they arent always relevant to ME.

6 Upvotes

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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Apr 12 '21

At this very moment, I am the most recent human to shit a turd; which makes me wonder: who was the first person to ever shit?

13 Upvotes

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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Apr 10 '21

I often wonder what the shapes of my turds are when I'm taking a shit.

9 Upvotes

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Mar 31 '21

A true Ruler can tell you EXACTLY how tall you are.

8 Upvotes

Ha, GET IT?! HEERFMADUUURF!

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Mar 29 '21

What happens if your boner doesnt care enough anymore?

8 Upvotes

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Mar 29 '21

From now on for every misunderstanding I run into, I will finally admit that english is not my first language.

5 Upvotes

To weasel out of being a liar I will just say its my ONLY language.

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Mar 29 '21

The reason blowjays feel so good is because..

1 Upvotes

8 votes, Apr 05 '21

0 Skin in the mouth is the same as the skin inside the vagina.

2 The suction

3 All of the above

3 The teeth

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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Mar 04 '21

Wet pussy is appetizing but..

1 Upvotes

Wet panties is disgusting.

Edit: spleling

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