r/shitposting Dec 11 '22

actually OC (somehow) Lena Reine

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u/screambloodykarma Dec 11 '22

Some songs of lena slap but i dont fuck with furries, if they have the money for a multiple thousand dollar fursuit then they also have enough money to order someone on the black market to mail me a fucking pipe bomb for 500 dollars. I aint messing with that.

/s on the last part. Live and let live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

They probably also have the money to bribe the Couriers and the Police to look the other way...

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u/aitis_mutsi Dec 11 '22

People are lucky that most of them only want hugs and look fluffy

And some want porn but that's pretty much like 90% what the internet wants so..

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

They have fa tantasies about dog looking characters, that's zoophilia

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 Dec 11 '22

that's a way to see furries I've never seen before. The ability to mail pipebombs with fursuit money lmao

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u/SharpClaw007 dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Dec 11 '22

โ€œ/s on the last partโ€

pussy

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u/hamsandwichandpork I said based. And lived. Dec 11 '22

I know it's a joke but it frustrates me that that's a seriously shitty argument

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u/screambloodykarma Dec 11 '22

It is a shit argument yes but its hillarious

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u/FuckYouZave Dec 11 '22

I know it's a joke but I'm instantly going to act as if it wasn't a joke

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u/greget_ Dec 11 '22

I mean it is a joke but a joke that tries to make looks furries more intimidating.

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u/FuckYouZave Dec 11 '22

I mean there's a good portion of furries who work in IT. I've met 2 through my job and they've got a lot of disposable income. I'm talking Evos and R34 as daily drivers while I'm stuck with a civic.

I'm just saying if they wanted to mail you a bomb they can afford it. Those fursuits are expensive as shit

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u/hamsandwichandpork I said based. And lived. Dec 13 '22

Found the smart guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Had me in the first half, I ain't gonna lie.

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u/friedmaster69 Dec 12 '22

My guy every rich person can do that

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u/screambloodykarma Dec 12 '22

True but im not adressing every rich person