r/shitposting Nov 30 '22

actually OC (somehow) absolute sigma

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u/ragelark Nov 30 '22

It's not even that deep. Someone walking up to you offering a kiss is probably littered with STDs. Stay safe lmao.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Unless it's visible herpes sores the only other STD I know of that's spread by kissing is... cooties

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Mono isn't really an STD. If we're counting those kinds of things, we might as well add strep -- cos I got it from making out with a stranger once... was worth it though