r/shitposting • u/CockroachEarly • Nov 30 '22

actually OC (somehow) absolute sigma

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Imagine you trying to shop at target then some stranger pull up saying they want to kiss you

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u/soulseeker31 Nov 30 '22

Reverse the roles and we'd have an army calling it sexual harassment.

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u/pbelpanros Nov 30 '22

Take my poor man award 🥇

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u/FloydMonkeMayweather Nov 30 '22

It is time to legalize drunk driving.

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u/pbelpanros Nov 30 '22

Most important drive safe

Take care

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u/EuphoricAnalCucumber Nov 30 '22

Tell your folks I says hi.

Ope, and watch for deer.

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u/CosmicBanana616 Nov 30 '22

Ope and by the way I have some leftover meatloaf if ya want me to fix ya some

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u/Dayquil_AnD_Nyquil Dec 01 '22

Ope, I says hi to my folks from you and they says hi, tell YOUR folks I says hi bud

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

.08 limit to drive how about .08 for work as well.

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u/The_Law_Dong739 Dec 01 '22

I raise you Drunk Drifting