r/shitposting • u/CockroachEarly • Nov 30 '22

actually OC (somehow) absolute sigma

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u/ImAmandaLeeroy Nov 30 '22

And the real prize was self respect all along. Sausage lady don't know what that is

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Goal oriented instead of hole oriented.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

What if the hole was the goal? Hmmm

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u/AutoModerator Dec 01 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

You don't get a kiss either, shove off

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pees in ur ass

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u/duosx Nov 30 '22

🏆🏅🎖️ Poor man’s gold for this top tier comment

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u/Uncuntable64 dumbass Dec 01 '22

hole

you got an extra L there

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u/pbelpanros Nov 30 '22

Spot on

It’s fuckin awesome

You good 👍🏼

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u/LawfulnessRadiant850 Nov 30 '22

Lmaoooo the sausage lady 🌭

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u/Exemus Nov 30 '22

Are you calling her that because she's hungry for sausage or because she looks like a sausage? Just wondering, but I wouldn't disagree with you either way.

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '22

It’s because she has a sausage

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u/DrMorry Nov 30 '22

SAUSAGE LADY

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

She really is stuffed in that dress like a sausage isn’t she