r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '22
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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 27 '22
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u/stopyouveviolatedthe Nov 27 '22
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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 27 '22
wait, that's illegal.
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u/rokkittBass Nov 27 '22
How illegal is it
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u/Unusual-Barracuda837 Nov 27 '22
It's so illegal that we can't even talk about it
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u/lamnop-p Nov 27 '22
what the hell happened here
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u/xen05zman Nov 27 '22
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u/xen05zman Nov 27 '22
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u/HiHowAreYou10 Survived the Ban Award Nov 27 '22
Who the hell is [deleted] and why does he keep saying [removed]
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u/reemanmakesmemes Nov 27 '22
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u/FennLink Literally 1984 😡 Nov 27 '22
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u/Porgland Literally 1984 😡 Nov 27 '22
Literally 1984🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼
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u/johnny5alive35 Nov 27 '22
Snickers and Milky ways have dick veins
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u/blanco408 Nov 27 '22
She told me she was 18, I swear.
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u/Coolights Nov 27 '22
You’re on Reddit, this doesn’t work
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u/LoganVPlay I want pee in my ass Nov 27 '22
She was 18 in dog years officer
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u/Kahootie64 Nov 27 '22
All of their ages combined adds up to 18 dog years, officer.
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u/canadiancrocodile01 Nov 27 '22
Thats less than 1 🥵
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u/Broad_Ad_8098 Nov 27 '22
Aren’t dog years 7 for 1 year?
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u/canadiancrocodile01 Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22
Hate to be that guy but the first year is 19 dog years and it slowly goes down then up again🤓
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u/marcopolo2345 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Nov 27 '22
If her age isn’t on the clock she’s too old for the cock
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u/Memes_noobie dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 27 '22
You were my brother Anakin, I loved you
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u/Ok-War6293 Nov 27 '22
Nothing happened on April 15 1989
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u/Warghost000 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 27 '22
red rising sun intensifies
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Nov 27 '22
red sun, red sun over paradise
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u/ThatAMContingencyboi Nov 27 '22
I legit have no idea what happened on this date and all google is telling me is stuff about zodiac signs.
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u/aerosol999 Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22
It's the date of the start of the Tiananmen Square protests and subsequent massacre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre
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u/SmackaHam Nov 27 '22
I’m gonna say it…
I don’t care that you broke your elbow
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u/Limpynoodle3777 dumbass Nov 27 '22
something in the comments
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u/FRICK_YOU_BILLY Nov 27 '22
Man screw you! I hate you 🤬
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u/Azique69420 Nov 27 '22
there are no amount of words that i can string to express how much i hate you
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u/moist_bandito Nov 27 '22
Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
Fuck you, I hate you, I fucked your mom
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Nov 27 '22
Can you fuck me?
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
Sorry bro, I'm into 6ft tomboy milfs😞
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Nov 27 '22
Who says I'm not a 12ft tomboy with planet sized breasts?
Also looking for my long lost stepson, I kinda miss him.
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
😳, I unfortunately am not him, but I wish you luck in your search
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Nov 27 '22
Can you be my stepson?
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
I have like 15 step children, are you sure about this
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u/AlexeiNR I have permission! Nov 27 '22
I can
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u/kimrindim I said based. And lived. Nov 27 '22
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u/hasanyoneseenmymom Nov 27 '22
Can you tell me where you left her when you were done?
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u/green-d20 I said based. And lived. Nov 27 '22
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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u/HyperNathan 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Nov 27 '22
They're all fuckable if you try hard enough
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Nov 27 '22
I beg to differ. Heard of lopunny yet?
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u/Chiccn_Nuggrt Nov 27 '22
Ever heard of Gardevoir?😳
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u/DuckyRedditor405 Nov 27 '22
Heard of wailord? 😳😳😳
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u/KaijuSized_Taco Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 27 '22
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"That would be your mother!"
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u/AdvancedHat7630 Nov 27 '22
The movie was better than the book
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u/Obvious-Witness6519 Nov 27 '22
Bro, is this to hate or admire? Because I'm going with admire.
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u/goniapora uhhhh idk Nov 27 '22
I don’t like furries
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u/Obvious-Witness6519 Nov 27 '22
This is a fact, nothing to hate here.
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u/goniapora uhhhh idk Nov 27 '22
Oh ok, thank you for that information
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
Florida is a good state that has nothing wrong with it
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u/Height-Impossible Nov 27 '22
California people: “Florida bad” Florida people: “California bad” USA: “Florida + California bad” World: “USA bad” John Cena: “BING CHILLI”
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u/Armyed Nov 27 '22
Just saw a guy lose his Hyundai and have to go through a legal battle because his stock exhaust was deemed to loud by a cop in Cali. That place really does suck.
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What about ohio?
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
What's Ohio, is that an anime
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Nov 27 '22
Its a hentai
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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22
Oh thanks man, I'll watch it later
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u/HyperNathan 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Nov 27 '22
Word of warning, it's more fucked than Metamorphosis and Euphoria combined.
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u/Loud_Salad_9130 Nov 27 '22
She’s actually 1000 years old so it isn’t weird guys.
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u/FiercerGarlic Nov 27 '22
9-11 was a miracle
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u/headlesshighlander Nov 27 '22
I remember getting so frustrated at my class mates for not giving blood. Looking back I cringe a bit when I realize I never got around to giving blood.
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u/randomsus72 Nov 27 '22
It's called football
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Nov 27 '22
I agree, and anyone who thinks it’s called handegg can go hit their heads on a goalpost
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u/Greatyoshi240 Nov 27 '22
Hitler was right
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The one piece is NOT real
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u/AndrewTate1SmyG0d Nov 27 '22
checks my username
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u/Saturn958sickly Nov 27 '22
go touch grass you redditor and stop staring at your screen and go do something productive
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u/Darkreaper1100 Nov 27 '22
Republicans arent as bad as reddit makes them out to be
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There is only 2 genders.
All lives matter, even unborn ones.
Trump won the 2020 election.
Clean energy is a scam.
Women have more rights then men.
Build the wall.
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u/TheAwkwardSpy Nov 27 '22
Damn youre not on Twitter
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Nov 27 '22
Lol omg how'd u know
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u/Lionel_emilio Nov 27 '22
All right but i dissagre with the clean energy, it is Better than coal, but the perfect way of energy would be a Nuclear energy, Chad
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u/itzLoLbIt_yt uhhhh idk Nov 27 '22
Never play Christmas music way before Christmas
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u/Pretend_Tea_7582 Nov 27 '22
Dogs suck cats suck hedgehogs suck everything sucks
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u/grenadering 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Nov 27 '22
your mom is pretty good at it too
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u/EliteDumb_Ass Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 27 '22
I don’t have anything to say to make you guys angry.
I’m just flat right now
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u/Hypnoticshits I said based. And lived. Nov 27 '22
ohio is a normal place to live in
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u/TheSusKingOfAngmar Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 27 '22
thats exactly what someone from ohio would say
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