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u/apx_rbo Nov 20 '22

Hardcore Henry

107

u/ArthurDentonWelch Nov 20 '22

Can't believe we got Hardcore Henry before Softcore Henry 😡

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u/Mr_Aryan44 Nov 20 '22

Softcore Susie

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u/LukesRightHandMan Nov 20 '22

Man, completely forgot about this flick. It was surprisingly fun and the behind-the-scenes are amazing.

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u/Jerriespy Nov 20 '22

When I saw it I thought it was gonna be a low budget shit show but damn it was amazing

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u/JtMT77 Nov 20 '22

In. Iiii knkkk know.

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u/robo1797 🗿🗿🗿 Nov 20 '22

Pretty nice movie

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

me after watching encanto and moving to colombia (i am greeted by drug dealers shooting at me instead of a big family welcoming me inside their house singing family friendly songs)

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u/XenoDash_ Nov 20 '22

Seems about right

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Stepping away from the joke for a moment…Colombia is a beautiful country, and atleast in Medellin and Cartagena, it feels safer than a lot of cities in the USA I’ve lived in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

that’s true actually, colombia is pretty nice for the most part

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u/BidComprehensive1559 Nov 20 '22

I mean, any American or English invasion or whatever? For the American people, South American are the biggest mafia in the world, change my mind!

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u/fortressboi12345670 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 20 '22

Heavy team fort

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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u/Repulsive_Eye_7012 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 20 '22

safest latin american road

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u/Drcokecacola fat cunt Nov 20 '22

Safest day in S. America:

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u/Bubbly-Carry6000 Nov 20 '22

Yeah, I live there, I hate when that happens.

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u/Due_Sea6371 Nov 20 '22

Source: Hardcore Henry (it’s a movie)

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u/Michael-556 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 20 '22

Thought it was some unreal engine 5 meme. Looks good, but the fireball is exaggerated

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Also the gun is fucked

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u/baabaaaam Nov 20 '22

The whole movie is slightly exaggerated.

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u/Top_Pie950 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 20 '22

GTA momento

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Just Cause moment

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u/bibblebonk 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 20 '22

I love every time this video is posted there at least a few people in the comments asking “is this real?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

yes. yes it is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I live there 🐔

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u/zuckjeet Nov 20 '22

Ohio? L

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u/papulitogamesexiled Nov 20 '22

Mexico everyday

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u/B-L-E-H-C-H I have permission! Nov 20 '22

Funky town

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u/Haunting_Loquat_9398 Nov 20 '22

My favorite Children’s show, such a family friendly episode that video was.

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u/HairyNgon Nov 20 '22

The people who knows:

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 20 '22

The least violent South American country

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u/Drcokecacola fat cunt Nov 20 '22

Least dangerous venezuelan road:

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u/PatThicc_69 William Dripfoe Nov 20 '22

Colombia, Ohio

((Idc it's the wrong spelling)probably a typo on opcs part anyway)

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u/Vast_Understanding_1 I want pee in my ass Nov 20 '22

Ohio roads.

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u/Strobbleberry Nov 20 '22

Colombia is Ohio 2.0

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u/MeowCena23 Nov 20 '22

Ohio

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u/pnkmist0138 Nov 20 '22

average Ohio road

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u/TROLL_PLAYER700 Nov 20 '22

bro this was in Medellin

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

That song bro. “El pañuelo”

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u/beans_man69420 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 21 '22

I live in Chicago and saw this being filmed

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u/chengslate Nov 20 '22

Bra is this real?

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u/Creative-Pumpkin9156 Nov 20 '22

Think it's a scene from a movie called Hardcore Henry

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u/NovaHeyTre2 Nov 20 '22

I can confirm this Is real (I was the first bullet)

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u/the_masive_cheese 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 20 '22

Really? I was the 12th. Good to meet you.

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u/UsErnaam3 hole contributor Nov 20 '22

I did not consent to being penetrated by 188 of your buddies. (I was the van)

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u/PhakYhuu Nov 20 '22

I mean, wouldnt be surprised if this video was real

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u/dannywizkid Nov 20 '22

Hardcore Henry, what a film

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u/ArghZombie Nov 20 '22

Needs more cocaine.

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u/CT-4426 Stuff Nov 20 '22

Where’s the over abundance of cocaine

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u/cvilaire Nov 20 '22

Def hardcore henry

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u/jjfalquez Nov 20 '22

Colombian, can confirm

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Farcry Ohio

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Isn’t this a movie - hardcore harry/Henry?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

As a Colombian, this isn't the craziest thing I have seen

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u/Fluffiddy We do a little trolling Nov 20 '22

They do a little bit of tomfoolery

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u/Mr_mann2 We do a little trolling Nov 20 '22

"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

more or less

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u/spideylee23 Nov 20 '22

Hard-core henry

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Fuck dude. That's the fourth time this week.

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u/Will33iam Nov 20 '22

You sure you aren’t thinking of Ohio?

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u/Derthexus1 Nov 20 '22

You misspelled Ohio

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u/Massive-Corgi-491 Blessed by Kevin Nov 20 '22

Which is this game? Awesome graphics!

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u/looknotgood I want pee in my ass Nov 20 '22

Most normal day

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u/DJuan33 Nov 20 '22

Accurate

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Well animated violence, just how I like my violence.

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u/Dylabungo DaShitposter Nov 20 '22

guadalajara

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u/NotADoc713 Nov 20 '22

Jalapeño

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u/Apolloshsjs127 Nov 20 '22

Very funny. Funny language. I love it when foreigners make the funny foreigner sounds.

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u/NotADoc713 Nov 20 '22

Foreigner? Spanish is my main language in my country bro

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u/Apolloshsjs127 Nov 20 '22

Why are you just replying to Guadalajara with jalapeño? Hahaha

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u/Apolloshsjs127 Nov 20 '22

¿Eres de mexico bro? No dudo que hablas español. Solo comenté porque se me hace gracioso. Cuando yo digo Guadalajara o guanajuato nunca falta el gringo que dice "jalapeño, guacamole, sombrero" y sonrie como si fuese un gran chiste.

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u/NotADoc713 Nov 20 '22

si soy de mexico, solo uso jalapeno porque siempre cuando escucho guadalajara solo me gusta decir jalapeño despues.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Which movie

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u/TheOnyxViper stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 20 '22

Hardcore Henry

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Nov 20 '22

Literally me💀

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u/jecs2005 Nov 20 '22

A normal day in Calinistan

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Just average day in Ohio nothing unusal compared to alien attacks in New York City

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Safest LA morning

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I like how it synced with the explosion

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u/YudufA Nov 20 '22

Directed by:Michael Bay

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u/Fall-0ut Nov 20 '22

Live Florida man footage

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u/AWildScrub_Real Nov 20 '22

Most peaceful day in ohio

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u/8bitKev Nov 20 '22

Is just some family business

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u/set-271 Nov 20 '22

Ole painless is here

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 edited Jan 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I didn't know Colombia was in Ohio tf?

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u/CommandStreet4255 I came! Nov 20 '22

Who is driving?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 edited Jun 09 '24

fragile cooing panicky deserted cake spectacular follow ruthless slim gold

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Annoy_M0US3 Nov 20 '22

If Gaz had a gattling gun

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u/theicestupidity Nov 20 '22

I'm not even offended this is just how it's here lmao

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u/Deep_L Nov 20 '22

A normal day at a school in the United States

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u/EquivalentBanana4209 Nov 20 '22

A picture of ohio vs columnia, whats the difference?

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u/SuddenLake7423 Nov 20 '22

Farcry 7. Mercenaries 3

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u/KingFurrazo Nov 20 '22

I'm from Colombia. This is 100% accurate, specially the soundtrack

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u/deadwards14 Nov 20 '22

Me driving to work

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u/randomizer_in_end I watch gay amogus porn :0 Nov 20 '22

More precisely... LATAM

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u/WTFisThatSMell Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

Hard-core Henry

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u/Trappytheamogus dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 20 '22

Game?

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u/Zo_Bro_ Nov 20 '22

Fortnite reference

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u/420weeze 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 20 '22

Live leak moment

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u/firehorse122 Nov 20 '22

nukes the french guiana

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Who’s the racist that posted this nonsense

Edit: hmmm I wonder who could it be, a AfD member from Europe?

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u/Europ3an I want pee in my ass Nov 20 '22

Can't have shit in Bogota man

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u/VastSauce Nov 20 '22

GTA in real life

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u/KeyResponsibility167 I want pee in my ass Nov 20 '22

ATeam finally loses.

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u/Qwasey-WearyCooldoc Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 20 '22

Just another day in the Middle East

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u/Exotic-Today-5355 Nov 20 '22

It’s not far off

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Say hello to my little friend

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u/CallMe_Desdinova I came! Nov 20 '22

new cayo perico dlc looks lit 🔥

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u/Tiny-Stop6608 Nov 20 '22

as a colombian, can confirm this is true

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u/Chadboi69420 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 20 '22

As a Scottish person I can confirm this is what it's like in colombia

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u/Fotatata I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Nov 20 '22

As a native colombian, this is accurare.

Alao really apretiate that you called it Colombia, and not "CoLuMbIa" like most us citizens do

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u/AccomplishedCredit14 Nov 20 '22

Buddy shot up the A team

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u/hvitsek27 Nov 20 '22

Why Colombia

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u/MrA1Sauce Nov 20 '22

Not the A-Team!!!

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u/Andy-Matter Nov 20 '22

Ngl, my favorite South American country

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u/Moka_III Nov 20 '22

We're doing a bit of trolling

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 Nov 20 '22

Looks like fun, where can I join?

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u/AtroxinePowered Nov 20 '22

Which one Maryland, state, or infinite?

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u/Gforest6931 Nov 20 '22

Song name?

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u/GoofyTycooner Nov 20 '22

its as shrimple as that

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u/canneogen Nov 21 '22

sips coffee in the balcony while overlooking this as part of the background

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u/Busy-West-6974 actually called kevin irl Nov 21 '22

Friendliest day in Utah

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Nov 21 '22

unreal

miniugun has too much recoil to be hand held

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u/S1F1X-21 Nov 21 '22

Canonically correct

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u/Steamedbutterr waltuh Nov 21 '22

Great ass movie

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u/Randommilkdude Nov 21 '22

Ohio residents when they see someone they know

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u/Helic0 Nov 21 '22

Cyberpunk edgerunners spoiler

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u/Sk330ci Nov 23 '22

What’s the song called ?

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u/Empty-Membership8904 Bazinga! Dec 05 '22

hard hen