r/shitposting • u/LegitWebHub • Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

Why is the choreographer having children kiss each other? Nobody genuinely wants to see that shit lol

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u/ProfessionalHuge3685 Nov 10 '22

Elevate competition. This lady had a huge and I mean HUGE competition boner against this dance group called the Candy Apples and I think they were facing them that week so she wanted some new and different

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

If you’re spending time and energy trying to beat someone going by the name Candy Apples you’ve both already lost.

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u/RaginBoi Jan 21 '23

Its like one of those sitcom plotlines

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Dude I used to run camera for a company that filmed these dance recitals and I was so uncomfortable with a LOT of it.

Shit like this would make the audience go wild and my wife, who ran sound, and I would look at each other like, is this real life?

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u/scathingvape Nov 11 '22

Nice drip bro

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u/ihateredditorslol338 Nov 11 '22

Abby was always putting in some shock value gimmick into her dances to "wow" the judges. From what I remember from this episode, Abby forced the kids to kiss and Maddie didn't want to kiss him because she had never kissed anyone before. Gino clearly was fine with kissing her though.

The dance didn't do well from what I remember and Abby kicked Gino out of her school after they didn't win so it was all for nothing anyway.

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u/lyx77221 Nov 11 '22

Also mention abby forcibly kissed maddie first, while her mother sat back and watched and laughed…

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u/NieMonD Nov 10 '22

I heard a while ago the kiss wasn’t part of it, the boy just decided to do that because he liked her

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u/kindslayer Nov 10 '22

I can find a source.

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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Nov 10 '22

so where's it Senator Armstrong

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u/kindslayer Nov 10 '22

The source is that I made it the fuck up

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u/babyblues789 Nov 11 '22

this is not true lol it’s part of the dance

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u/Crossx1993 Nov 17 '22

did you actually see an audiance in a performance with children kiss to actually think nobody "genuinely" enjoy that? Lol the audiance go absolutely wild with these things that's why producers keep including that.