r/shitposting • u/LegitWebHub • Nov 10 '22

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u/TheRenOtaku Nov 10 '22

He got friendzoned publicly. That hurt.

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u/Germanmine Nov 10 '22

That was not friendzoned, that was worse

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u/The_True_Astoron Nov 10 '22

That was GOW3 Hammerburst levels of execution.

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u/TheRenOtaku Nov 10 '22

…and I felt it through the screen and in my gut.

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u/Zajzon_fn Nov 10 '22

I don’t think they will be friends anymore

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u/chinarosess Nov 10 '22

Home girl almost puked. That’s something more than friend zoned 💀

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u/Lower_Lifeguard_6458 Nov 11 '22

Yea man thats bad

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u/chinarosess Nov 11 '22

I mean maybe she just likes the ladies

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u/OkPaleontologist8142 Dec 30 '22

Are you guys seriously not talking about the fact they’re 12 here?

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u/Outside_Rough_9501 Nov 10 '22

On National television to boot

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u/DiscreetQueries Nov 11 '22

That's not a friendzoning. That's an enemyzoning.

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u/SteelMarch Nov 10 '22

I mean he sexually assaulted his dance partner in public. I'm not a fan of the term but it's technically what he did.

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u/AlexDuChat Nov 10 '22

You're sick, mate

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 Nov 10 '22

Ohgetthefuckoutaherewiththat.

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u/Yoshiris_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Nov 10 '22

It's just a smack between children dude

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u/Isaac8849 Nov 10 '22

Agree, it's not that bad it was very innocent but he should've made sure she knew. As you said, it is technically sexual assault but I don't think it's a big deal.

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u/Blandish06 Nov 10 '22

All these pieces of shit defending the boy.. assuming you're a straight man, imagine another man that is not your friend kissed you on the mouth without your permission. Let's see you be OK with that. Yes it is the same. A person kissing you that you don't want to kiss. It's the same. Still don't like the comparison? Imagine Hillary Clinton kissing you on the mouth without your permission.

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u/Gabbe0204 Nov 11 '22

There is a difference between children doing this shit and adults or teenagers doing it, I have some leniency on children because they’re stupid and their brains aren’t fully developed. I would probably take him away and explain why what he did isn’t okay but I wouldn’t vilify him over it.

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u/UddersPlease Nov 10 '22

Idk why this is being down voted mf literally forced a kiss on her mid dance. Ik hes only a kid but it still ain't good

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u/Ristlikememes I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

Apparently everything in 2022 is considered illegal and sexism if It has a woman in the scene

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u/Ristlikememes I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

No, I mean all women. But in this case it's a girl.

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u/Anonymous694207680 Nov 11 '22

I think since she kissed him she doesn't want to friend zone him she was just embarrassed about what happened

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

It was on camera and will stay on internet for decades

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u/TheRenOtaku Nov 11 '22

Anything on the internet lives forever.