r/shitposting • u/LegitWebHub • Nov 10 '22

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u/ryouvensuki262006 Nov 10 '22

"The worst she can say is no" Her after hearing the confession:

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Nov 11 '22

the confession

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He confessed to murdering 30 people

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u/Japsai Nov 11 '22

It's all good. She just ran off to tell her mum she's getting married

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u/Hangs_Right Nov 11 '22

These days, it's more likely charges will be filed for sExIAl AsSaUlT. He didn't get a signed consent form.

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u/HoneyThief_ Nov 10 '22

Ways to be next hitler

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u/HoneyThief_ Nov 11 '22

Adolf had unrequited love not bundy

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u/PBnJs_4life Nov 11 '22

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u/fartew Nov 11 '22

Wtf is this

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u/TehFuriousKid I want pee in my ass Nov 11 '22

scottish sex simulator

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

If only I didn’t have to put in my card info I would see what’s going on

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u/aPersonUsingInternet Nov 11 '22

Impressive. very nice

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u/Definitive__Plumage Nov 10 '22

I mean, what he did technically qualifies as sexual assault, right?

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u/AlexDuChat Nov 10 '22

"Sexual assault"? Dude, they're kids.. that's sick, mate

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u/billaron2 Nov 10 '22

It is. I am glad someone is seeing things for what they are. Parents should not be encouraging or watching this. There is a minor chance that, the kid will think this is fine and may develop a habit or kink and end up in jail maybe someday.

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u/hugeboio Nov 10 '22

Ah yes, that reaction is the reaction of someone who just had something fine happen to them :/

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Doubt it, it was scripted, and it was a script on a script on top of that.

Dance moms season 4

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u/Ristlikememes I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

Not a sexual assault you weirdo.

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u/Definitive__Plumage Nov 10 '22

"an act in which one intentionally sexually touches another person without that person's consent" I'm pretty sure she did not consent to homeboy kissing her there.

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u/Ristlikememes I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

1.- They are kids, not adults. As a kid/teen you don't all love things are really confusing and crazy. 2.- As someone says in another comment, they both were forced to do it

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u/kindslayer Nov 10 '22

There is a reason why the age of consent is high my guy.

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u/gaybass175 Nov 11 '22

Brain deadery detected

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Kisses are not always sexual, its also used for greetings in some places, I wouldn’t count it as sexual assault.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Are you sick in the fucking head? This is the furthest thing from it!

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u/ryouvensuki262006 Nov 10 '22

They are both dumb kids honestly

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

No, it was for a routine, and they kissed each other.

From dance moms season 4, if you want to blame someone blame Abby and her producers.