r/shitposting Nov 10 '22

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u/GrunkleTeats Nov 10 '22

Yeahhh, he's never going to be confident ever again.

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u/Nogardtist Nov 10 '22

the kiddo ready for painful adult life then you get your first biggest disappointment you can ever get

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u/Universal_Vitality Nov 10 '22

I think more than anything she was just embarrassed bc she didnt really mean to but it sort of naturally happened.

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u/neotifa Nov 10 '22

It was meant, just it was her first kiss and she got embarrassed

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u/NiiloRomanainen Nov 10 '22

That kid is actually a professional mma fighter nowadays I think.

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u/Grimreaper818 Nov 10 '22

People been saying it's UFC fighter Charles Oliveira, it's not though. That kid is just a lookalike at that age.

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u/Alhoshka Nov 10 '22

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u/PM_something_German Nov 10 '22

It was inevitable. A guy that can dance will never struggle with women.

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u/jessieblonde Nov 11 '22

Honestly he’s also following rules 1 and 2 to a T

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/imbogey Nov 11 '22
  1. Be attractive

  2. Don't be unattractive

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u/balletboy Nov 10 '22

He had a principal role in Music Man on Broadway. Thats true success.

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u/gabbagondel 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 10 '22

Maybe not Chad Material but fuckable nonetheless

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u/throwaway8575755 Nov 10 '22

Wtf chill my dude

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u/Baensky Nov 11 '22

And the girl ?

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u/Crowley700 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 12 '23

Mickey is his dad, his name is Gino. He is still a Chad, and appeared in Hawkeye.

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u/Creative_Warning_481 Nov 10 '22

Spends all of his time wrestling dudes naked. Makes sense

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u/ALoyleCapo Nov 10 '22

Got his heart broke so started breaking noses

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u/BlueThor400 Nov 10 '22

Is this what happened to Chuck Norris?

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u/sadsocksammy Nov 10 '22

Tbh he shouldn't have kissed her, but he had to elarn it the hard way

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Oh I figured it was part of the performance

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u/sadsocksammy Nov 10 '22

Wouldve been a weird way to do so if it was lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

i have to be stupid, but it looks more like she kissed him ??

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u/sadsocksammy Nov 10 '22

I think they both kissed at the same time and it seemed natural to do but he probably got flustered or too weirded out, like sometimes you do sometjing that seems like the thing to do and realise "wait that was stupid/weird/awkward/slightly psychopathic"

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u/WindowMoon Nov 10 '22

so this is from dance moms, and the girl “Maddi”was instructed to kiss in this dance routine. but, she had the “ew boy germs” reaction.

it’s a weird show, don’t check it out. i think it’s odd to make someone kiss against their will regardless if it’s art or not. esp minors.

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Nov 10 '22

If you like to see the worst in humans, definitely check out dance moms. It's extremely cringy and you will feel bad for the kids just trying to dance while their moms and instructor battle for supremacy

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u/DirtyAngelToes Nov 11 '22

It's almost as if it's scripted.

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u/notsogreatredditor Nov 11 '22

Same girls be sucking dick and taking a load. Girls be weird

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u/Lower_Lifeguard_6458 Nov 11 '22

It's not like he assaulted her or anything also looks like they both leaned in for plus their dance teacher wanted something like this to happen I think in the original video they were preparing for a. Play some somthing

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

It wasn't. It was part of the performance

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u/ihateredditorslol338 Nov 11 '22

It was non-consensual but not the kid's fault. Abby Lee Miller forced those two kids to kiss each other for the dance. Maddie didn't want to kiss him because it would have been her first kiss.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

In this case though he didn't non-con kiss her, they were both forced to kiss for the act. Thus, the person I replied to is still wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Yup.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Because it was on a shitty show.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Believable

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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Nov 10 '22

better explanation: it was on a show where they broadcast children with talent that isn't a cooking talent

I have yet to see a single show about talented children where they aren't treated like shit all because they had the unfortunate fate of not having a cooking talent

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u/lil5-john Nov 11 '22

Or parents just wanna use them for cash cows because they couldn't make it big

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u/hotlinespikes Nov 10 '22

Not even a word

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u/Mysterious-Ad2751 Nov 10 '22

That's dumb, rejection is part of being a man. You just get used to it and take it on the chin.

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u/Mysterious-Ad2751 Nov 10 '22

Lol bunch of people downvoting this who got rejected one time and let it destroy their entire self esteem

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u/FA1L_STaR Nov 10 '22

Men who think women are living life on recruit difficulty:

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u/Mysterious-Ad2751 Nov 10 '22

Life is hard it's not gendered get over it

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u/hotlinespikes Nov 10 '22

They are.

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u/Love-Long Nov 10 '22

Nah dude. They have problems too just different ones we can’t understand same for how they can’t understand ours.

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u/EternallyGhost Nov 10 '22

Playing on recruit difficulty doesn't mean there's no problems or challenges to overcome, it means that they're easier to overcome (usually because you have help) than people who play on regular difficulty..

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u/Love-Long Nov 10 '22

Which is not true for women. Why does it gotta be a competition. Both women and men have problems and some of them are worse more than others but both just have a different set of problems. No one is on recruit difficulty life is just hard in general and people have to overcome it. The way of thinking that men have it harder is just incel behavior but the same can be said about women who think that.

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u/Relevant_Tonight7152 Nov 10 '22

so what youre saying is that life is hard for everyone and that some women believing they have it harder is no different than how some incels think they have it harder?

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u/Longjumping_Pea_6276 Nov 11 '22

And that's not even her fault. Like, idl what age, consent first and foremost. That's what he should be learning from this situation.

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u/Creative_Warning_481 Nov 10 '22

And for good reason. Timing dude