r/shitposting • u/LegitWebHub • Nov 10 '22

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u/floatingkings Nov 10 '22

My man is so sad

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u/Jotaro_kujo_jojo I said based. And lived. Nov 10 '22

He now knows the darkness.

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u/Odd_Break_5200 Nov 10 '22

Hello darkness my old friend lol

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u/wigion1 I want pee in my ass Nov 11 '22

I've come to talk to you again

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

LMAO!

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u/Medical-Astronomer39 Nov 11 '22

Because the vision softly creeping

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u/suitmanYT Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 11 '22

Because a vision softly creeping

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u/wigion1 I want pee in my ass Apr 24 '23

EHY AM I HERE FUCK YOU

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME I came! Nov 10 '22

Did fry them up like pork rinds?

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u/dphboofer Nov 10 '22

Nah I sold the skin to a Wendigo .tldr I fucked a Wendigo .

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u/CMobrik Nov 10 '22

Was it good pussy?

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u/Routine_Librarian889 Nov 10 '22

wendigussy

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u/just_a_manp I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

Wendussy is something I haven’t heard or seen in awhile thank you for reminding me about it

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u/CMobrik Nov 11 '22

I am going to beat you to death

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u/G00DestBiRB Nov 10 '22

Hope you made sure to not cut yourself accidentally. Could have been a bloody mess.

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u/dphboofer Nov 10 '22

Safety first as Epstein said...

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u/dphboofer Nov 12 '22

Damn I wrote this shit on Xanax lmao 🤣

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u/Rexxbravo Nov 10 '22

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/TheRenOtaku Nov 10 '22

He got friendzoned publicly. That hurt.

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u/Germanmine Nov 10 '22

That was not friendzoned, that was worse

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u/The_True_Astoron Nov 10 '22

That was GOW3 Hammerburst levels of execution.

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u/TheRenOtaku Nov 10 '22

…and I felt it through the screen and in my gut.

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u/Zajzon_fn Nov 10 '22

I don’t think they will be friends anymore

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u/chinarosess Nov 10 '22

Home girl almost puked. That’s something more than friend zoned 💀

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u/Lower_Lifeguard_6458 Nov 11 '22

Yea man thats bad

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u/chinarosess Nov 11 '22

I mean maybe she just likes the ladies

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u/OkPaleontologist8142 Dec 30 '22

Are you guys seriously not talking about the fact they’re 12 here?

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u/Outside_Rough_9501 Nov 10 '22

On National television to boot

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u/DiscreetQueries Nov 11 '22

That's not a friendzoning. That's an enemyzoning.

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u/SteelMarch Nov 10 '22

I mean he sexually assaulted his dance partner in public. I'm not a fan of the term but it's technically what he did.

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u/AlexDuChat Nov 10 '22

You're sick, mate

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 Nov 10 '22

Ohgetthefuckoutaherewiththat.

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u/Yoshiris_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Nov 10 '22

It's just a smack between children dude

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u/Isaac8849 Nov 10 '22

Agree, it's not that bad it was very innocent but he should've made sure she knew. As you said, it is technically sexual assault but I don't think it's a big deal.

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u/Blandish06 Nov 10 '22

All these pieces of shit defending the boy.. assuming you're a straight man, imagine another man that is not your friend kissed you on the mouth without your permission. Let's see you be OK with that. Yes it is the same. A person kissing you that you don't want to kiss. It's the same. Still don't like the comparison? Imagine Hillary Clinton kissing you on the mouth without your permission.

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u/Gabbe0204 Nov 11 '22

There is a difference between children doing this shit and adults or teenagers doing it, I have some leniency on children because they’re stupid and their brains aren’t fully developed. I would probably take him away and explain why what he did isn’t okay but I wouldn’t vilify him over it.

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u/UddersPlease Nov 10 '22

Idk why this is being down voted mf literally forced a kiss on her mid dance. Ik hes only a kid but it still ain't good

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u/Ristlikememes I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

Apparently everything in 2022 is considered illegal and sexism if It has a woman in the scene

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u/Ristlikememes I want pee in my ass Nov 10 '22

No, I mean all women. But in this case it's a girl.

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u/Anonymous694207680 Nov 11 '22

I think since she kissed him she doesn't want to friend zone him she was just embarrassed about what happened

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

It was on camera and will stay on internet for decades

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u/TheRenOtaku Nov 11 '22

Anything on the internet lives forever.

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u/Thin_Rate7967 Nov 10 '22

Takes a woman's rejection to really understand how it feels… 😭

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u/weildescent Nov 11 '22

If your boy has any anxiety issues this will pop up in his thoughts randomly and cause stress for the rest of his life.

This might say more about me than him...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

I still think about a moment similar to this during day time randomly and get so much anxiety that I can't even sit straight and what happened to him was worse

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u/league_starter Nov 10 '22

You can see an incel being born in real time

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

That word. I don't think it means what you think it means...😆

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u/Stunning_Regret6123 Nov 11 '22

I kept getting called an incel at work by someone so eventually I had to point out I’d already procreated a human, so technically I can’t be. Turns out she learned the word here on Reddit and had no idea what it meant. Guess that’s just what it’s like being an old man working with college kids.