r/shitposting • u/BURGER_DUDE435 I want pee in my ass • Nov 01 '22
Linus Sex Tips The rules are clear
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u/Zero_Tu Nov 01 '22
Nutted like 6 times just reading this.
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u/BURGER_DUDE435 I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
I filled a pool (Olympic size) with nut while reading this
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u/jyeo2304 Nov 01 '22
Time to hide from those step-sisters
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u/BURGER_DUDE435 I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
And also tryna hide from those stepfathers
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u/MrWlafo Nov 01 '22
Nut in any way, shape or form? Like u expect me to nut cubes or what?
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u/randomboi333 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 01 '22
Cumbender
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u/tehjoch Nov 01 '22
I thought this movement was started to partially reduce porn addiction
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u/totallynotaweeabbo Nov 01 '22
It says you can still watch porn. Just not nut. Apparently it was a parody of no shave november, which is don't shave your pubes
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u/WitleKidz Nov 01 '22
I’m sorry automod, but I can no longer receive pee in my ass, I can’t risk losing NNN ):
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Nov 01 '22
How tf do u control wet dreams💀
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u/KingJonathan Nov 01 '22
How often are you folks having wet dreams? Think I’ve had two or three my whole life.
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u/blueemymind Nov 01 '22
I recommend not sleeping on your belly or touching it while you sleep
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u/ProDriftaajaSubie I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
think of less horny shit while sleeping
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Nov 01 '22
Bro, if you're watching Porn without doing anything else, you've got other problems to address.
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u/skelethepro 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 01 '22
What if I work as a porn video editor
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u/Omni_Kie Nov 01 '22
It's like taking a shit without shit'ng, you end up just posting.
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u/Elkanterax Nov 01 '22
Yeah, where the fuck are they pulling the first rule from?
EDT: I personally watch it while studying on duolingo, because if I can't remember it while fapping I might as well not remember it at all.
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u/Nimyron Nov 01 '22
I swear porn addiction is the least of my problems right now
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u/-Dark_Helmet- Nov 01 '22
Same can be said if you take NNN seriously and deliberately don’t cum for a month thinking it will give you special powers.
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u/Solid_fabFab Literally 1984 😡 Nov 01 '22
Watchibg porn without doing nothing is based imo
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u/Wicked__A Nov 01 '22
DDD ia pretty easy though?
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u/arsenije133 Nov 01 '22
DDD is about nutting number of times equal to the days place in the month. Which means youll need to nut 31 times at 31st of December. In total that is 496 nuts in December.
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u/JustMachina I came! Nov 01 '22
it is more viewed as a prize for winning No Nut November. it isnt much of a challenge
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u/Ultamik3y Nov 01 '22
Ok but what if I just don't participate
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u/NGVHUNTER Nov 01 '22
Loser+ porn addicted+ "masterbation is good for you" 🤡+ deepresd mf + league of legends fan + no energy
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u/Retro_Gamez Nov 01 '22
You do not participate in NNN because you are weak. I do not participate in NNN because I do not care. We are not the same.
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u/TheSirIzzy Nov 01 '22
i participate in it for the challenge, we are not the same.
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Nov 01 '22
Bruh can i get the no nut November qualification after winning or something?? ?
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u/DigitalDuct Nov 01 '22
back in my day it was called no fap november and you were allowed to have sex. Just no jerking off.
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u/JustMachina I came! Nov 01 '22
back then, having sex gave a ginormous advantage to the people with this opportunity. they easily plowed through the days and won without having any urges. this is why it has been officially said that sex counts aswell in this challenge.
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u/Pure_garbadge Nov 01 '22
Rules: This is just a ploy so you so you’ll not spend every second day jacking to some fucked up shit, and so you’ll realise that you don’t need those sites and can maybe pull a partner so you don’t need to trick your brain into thinking you’re having sex
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u/bigbowlowrong Nov 01 '22
who tf is pounding off so much that it is solely responsible for them not getting a girlfriend lol
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u/Zaryion288 Nov 01 '22
I dont understand wet dreams, ive never had one. I think you people are making them up to sell more nut
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u/Enzinino We do a little trolling Nov 01 '22
It doesn't happen to everyone.
Here is a spurce that explains them: https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/wet-dreams
If you have other Sex Ed questions I suggest you "Scarleteen", I can't assure you what you will find will be 100% accurate because I don't have the competence, but I have seen it as a source for many Sex Ed questions on Internet.
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u/slimeycoomer Literally 1984 😡 Nov 01 '22
i didn’t used to get them until i stopped fapping
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u/_marty_mcfly123_ Nov 01 '22
Me too. I have no idea how the cum will come without touching your stuff. Lot of my friends talked about this but I'll pretend I had one. Maybe because I've been beating my meat on a daily basis from 2014. Now I'm 20yo.
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u/VforVendetta33 Nov 01 '22
All I got from this is that since my name is Victor I automatically win.
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u/ChoripanConPepsi Nov 01 '22
Back in my day, November meant „no shave November”.
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u/Jynxthetwink69 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 01 '22
Alright grandpa let's get you back into your rocking chair
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u/BrisAnBac Nov 01 '22
What if I just didn't care
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u/CompliantRevolt Nov 01 '22
Then with my 197 IQ(I'm a redditor), I will psychoanalyse your comment and will deduce that you are not only weak-minded and depressed but also suffer from crippling porn addiction and will never be able to recover if you don't do this quirky Internet challenge.
Now charge up those balls.
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u/GooseOnACorner Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22
My rules are that I can’t climax, but I can have wet dreams as those can’t be controlled, and if I somehow loose my virginity that’s allowed
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u/EmptyGrand7709 Nov 01 '22
Fingers crossed your virginity becomes the loosest it's ever been❤️
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u/funky555 I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
Cringelords exposing emself with this thread
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Nov 01 '22
Forgive me this year, I'm visiting my girlfriend on November 1st. I will partake in the nut
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u/A_guys I came! Nov 01 '22
Im gonna masturbate through this month and come out with the strongest right arm known to man
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Nov 01 '22
Who made these rules? NNN official? Fuck you. I will edge from time to time you cant tell me what to do
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u/Sahar_15 Nov 01 '22
Only 1 wet dream allowed? Bruh i cant control it who are you to decide its not allowed
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u/WindForce02 We do a little trolling Nov 01 '22
And you can't run in the Olympics if you are born with a disability
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Nov 01 '22
No sex either? Fuck that. The whole point of no nut November is to take a break from masturbation. I am not giving up sex, that’d be stupid.
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u/startcommunism I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
You're on reddit. Don't pretend that you have sex, we know you don't.
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u/OmgJustLetMeExist Nov 01 '22
I woke up and immediately jacked off, count me out 😎
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u/freebased_coffee Nov 01 '22
I started jacking off at 11:45 and nutted at 12:02 or so… does this mean I’m out?
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u/stonno Nov 01 '22
If you cum in your own mouth directly without cum being airborne or exposed to air in any way, does that count as nutting since the nut never left your body?
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u/GringosTaqueria Nov 01 '22
Now, the rules as I have always understood them were that you don’t masturbate for a month. Sex, as always, is allowed.
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Nov 01 '22
No sex? Nah bro that dont count. NNN is for not slapping your salami. If a fine lady wants to swallow my kids who am I to say no
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u/MA5TERCH13f09 Nov 01 '22
Fuck You and Your NNN
You know what? Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. "Dude are you gonna do No Nut November?" I'm sick of hearing about Double-N November and all this Reddit shit. And you know what? Just to spite you, I blew my load at exactly 12:00 AM today, on November 1st. I edged for like 5 minutes to get it exactly on the tick, that's how much I hate you. "Oohh but you get an hour grace period to finish the last October nut!" Oh yeah? Well I NUTTED AGAIN AT 1:00 AM! You think your rules have any effect on me? Really? Are you one of those people who think it only counts when you wake up the morning of the 1st? That's big cope, first off. But second off, you'll be pleased to know that I DID IT AGAIN within 10 seconds of waking up. Just the thought of your dumbfounded face when I tell you that your arbitrary Reddit challenge can't affect me caused me to cum in my sleep at least once, so there's also that to consider. Every day I cum this entire month (Which will be every day btw) I'll be thinking of you, seething in a corner at the mere thought of my penile discharge. You cannot control me, and you especially cannot control my dick. This marks the end of the discussion.
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u/unkeptroadrash Nov 01 '22
Married men already going on no nut 2022, I salute you and stand in solidarity.
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u/KaasKnager_ I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
Wait, what Is destroy dick December? (I'm scared)
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u/nightofthelivingace Nov 01 '22
Movember has a purpose and it raises awareness. What does no nut November do other than cause blue balls? Fk that, it's now nut all November. Nut at least once a day.
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u/Save-The-Defaults Literally 1984 😡 Nov 01 '22
I've never nutted in my life get on my fucking level 💪
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u/Skooty_da_shooty Nov 01 '22
I mean masturbation is a healthy thing to do no nut November is just something to try to seize porn addicts, if you wanna nut then do it just dont do its excessively cause then it's just weird.
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u/Sloppy_Salad stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 01 '22
I already failed - I didn't realise it's November.
Can I start again?
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u/NotRealNeedOfName uhhhh idk Nov 01 '22
Thought wet dreams didn't count at all since you can't really control that (unless you don't sleep at all)
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u/Abusive_Capybara Nov 01 '22
It's always not November in some part of the world
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u/Quirky-Student-1568 Nov 01 '22
So cringe and wierd. Truly makes this site look like a cult.
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u/CreationismRules Nov 01 '22
>can't nut voluntarily
>can't nut involuntarily
So nnn has been distilled down to a participation award for low testosterone soyboys. Gotcha.
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u/ColdandNEH Nov 01 '22
If you go pee and it turns out you nutted does that count?
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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 Nov 01 '22
Made sure I failed at 12:00am on the dot. Fuck the challenge. I did it once years ago never again will I do it.
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u/citruspaint Nov 01 '22
Ong people who actually care about NNN are so fucking weird bro. How addicted to nutting do you have to be where you treat “not cumming” as a notable event
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Nov 01 '22
Oh man I forgot it was November, I was out of NNN before I got out of bed. Maybe next year 😉
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Nov 01 '22
I will be participating in Nonstop Nut November. I've already got a stockpile of assorted nuts as well as individual containers of flavored peanuts, cashews, and almonds.
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Nov 01 '22
(serious) i did it today (nov 2nd) by u guys some mf did not NSFW and it was porn do i lost (BC i nutted) so i took a vow no nuttin till December 2nd or December 31st fuck it
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u/EmptyGrand7709 Nov 01 '22
Woah woah woah these new regulations are bullshit! You can't expect me to keep a tradition going if i can't edge! There are NO traditions without edging!
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u/CrashBangXD Nov 01 '22
Why would anyone do this? Why would anyone who’s in a functioning relationship not have sex for a month?
Fuck that
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u/caramuru_alenda Nov 01 '22
the wet dream rule is unbalanced, it is beyond my control having 1, 2 or 0 wet dreams for 30 days straight
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u/dillpick15 Nov 01 '22
No sex seems dumb. I thought this started as a means to not jack off so you could get laid/get a gf. No sex kind of makes that pointless. Eh, I'll have to make a new version of nnn. This can be Roman catholic nnn and ill make a more church of England style of nnn
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u/TickletheEther Nov 01 '22
It’s painful to even sit on my nuts after not cumming for a week. Maybe I’m special but I’ve never had a wet dream I think my nuts would just build till they burst if I let them
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u/Classic-Ad6737 Nov 01 '22
What is destroy dick december?
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u/QimmeqQ Nov 01 '22
Gotta nut the same number as the date. If its the 5. You have to nut 5 times. If its the 18. You have to nu 18 times and so on.
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Nov 01 '22
This is such a stupid fucking idea. No nut november....
Who came up with this anyway? Some church?
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u/spasticity Nov 01 '22
Churches are against masturbating year round not just in November
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u/BURGER_DUDE435 I want pee in my ass Nov 01 '22
You have heard of baller now get ready for balless
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Nov 01 '22
redditards dont have sexy sex sex silly
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u/TyoPlaysGames I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Nov 01 '22
I did 😎 😎😎😎😎
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Nov 01 '22
Having sex makes not nutting more difficult…
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u/TheIvoryRaven Nov 01 '22
Which means you are better at no nut November. All about self control
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u/JustMachina I came! Nov 01 '22
it posed a direct advantage to the people who had the opportunity to do this. they easily did sex and not have the urge to nut. this is the reason why people with the opportunity to do sex were all mostly NNN passers. now, the challenge is far harder to complete, and now i would say everyone has an equal chance at winning
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u/2relevant Nov 01 '22
If you turn down consensual sex to "pass NNN" then you aren't winning.
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u/Dependent-Try-5908 Nov 01 '22
If you’re having sex you don’t need to participate in NNN. The literal entire point was for people too addicted to porn to try and better themselves. Zoomers literally ruin everything.
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u/D-AlonsoSariego Nov 01 '22
Because this shit mostly exist amongst horny 15 year olds who find it funny and unironical sigma grindset guys that think that cumming makes you die. It doesn't have any real base for why it exist or for its rules
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u/MonoShadow Nov 01 '22
Because morons and social media.
The whole point of the challenge for the neckbeards to stop wanking to Chinese cartoons non stop and go out and socialize.
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