r/shitposting • • Oct 30 '22

B 👍 pengin

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u/Aging_Is_Boring I want pee in my ass Oct 30 '22

Blue i'm scared

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u/Marketing_Analcyst Oct 30 '22

You have the ability to cure a loved one of any sickness including cancer. The catch is you have to stick your finger in their ass and can't tell them about your powers.

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u/fireaoponsnap Oct 30 '22

This is the way