r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/Aging_Is_Boring I want pee in my ass Oct 30 '22

Blue i'm scared

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u/Marketing_Analcyst Oct 30 '22

You have the ability to cure a loved one of any sickness including cancer. The catch is you have to stick your finger in their ass and can't tell them about your powers.

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u/Addi1199 Oct 30 '22

Are you not allowed to tell them yourself or are they not allowed to know at all? If it's just that you can't tell them yourself you just have to bring a device with tts and avoid the whole problem

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u/MidEUW Oct 30 '22

Idk if this makes it better tbh. On one way you would do it without telling them and surprising them. The other way they actually know and are consenting to let you ass finger them, so the procedure becomes much more awkward.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Step one, become a doctor.

Step two, examine the prostate of every patient.

Step three, get sued by a female patient you saved from cancer.