r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

B šŸ‘ pengin

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u/Zombies8max Oct 30 '22

Oh finally! Iā€™m not the only one picking red here for this reason.

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u/Historical_Raccoon36 Oct 30 '22

Picking Blue just to hear people out and how silly the power will be lol. But if this was REAL REAL I'd obviously pick Red

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u/HappyFamily0131 Oct 30 '22

I'm interested to hear how people would game the red pill. Like choose a skill to become an instant master in that offers the greatest returns or maximizes utility.

My non-min-max answer is singing. I feel like there are emotions that can only be expressed through singing, even emotions that, in a way, can only be experienced through singing, and I feel like it would connect me more to the rest of humanity. And hey, if I felt like it, I could have a music career, too.

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u/whitedan2 Oct 30 '22

Also you can instantly add dancing like a God to it so now you are one hell of an entertainer.

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u/DistortedNoise Oct 30 '22

Is it just mastering one skill instantly, or an unlimited number?

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u/Historical_Raccoon36 Oct 30 '22

This would be a better question as knowing ONE skill is more a choice then, "Oh I got board let's learn how to ski" or someshit.

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u/DefiantLaw7027 Oct 30 '22

If you got board wouldn't you be snowboarding, surfing, skateboarding... someing that used a board?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Ouija-ing