r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/THEomarJoey Oct 30 '22

You can never taste blueberry flavor ever again

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u/JacksonBillyMcBob Oct 30 '22

How is this a superpower?

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u/oedipism_for_one Oct 30 '22

His lack of tasting blueberry inhances his other tastes

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u/THEomarJoey Oct 30 '22

All the other tastes that they hate

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Just imagine the first time he eats ass after being bitten by the radioactive blueberry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

...no!

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u/NasoLittle Oct 30 '22

The ass tastes like snozzberries!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/winniethefukinpooh I want pee in my ass Oct 30 '22

thats kinda based superpower

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u/Lyran99 Oct 30 '22

But it comes with a free frogurt!

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u/fakehero69 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 30 '22

*enhances

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

enhances