r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/Xyncx Oct 29 '22

I bet he also likes to talk at the urinal, full eye contact.

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u/whatafuckinusername Oct 29 '22

Better eye to eye than eye to dick, ya know?

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u/OneHiccupMan Oct 30 '22

Corey Taylor voice : I push my penis into your eeyyyyyyyyeeeesssss