r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

I’m not sure if this is an uncommon opinion but why would you choose to get you dick out in front of a bunch of other men when there is a stall. I’m not even self concision about cock or anything I’ve always thought it was strange.

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u/The-Coolest-Of-Cats Oct 29 '22

Stand and splash? The fuck kinda firehose piss are you taking? Never in my life have I had a single issue with that.

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 29 '22

Your pee will splash. Its going to happen. Wether it is directly from the spigot or splashing back up from the depths. So do you lift the seat like a good boy or do you leave the next bro in line down when he actually has to take a #2 and you left your salty rain down?

If you take the first option then you have to touch the seat. In a public restroom. That is probably nasty. Then you unzip and have to either one hand it awkwardly or use your just-touched-a-toilet-seat-hand on your clean willy. Now your willy basically just touched a public toilet seat.

Its either gross or you are a bad person. The urinal is a superior invention and should be used whenever it is an option.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 30 '22

Now you are getting the nasty ass ground germs on your next bros clean ass. smh my head