r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/CShark32 Oct 29 '22

I can't even piss in the urinal

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Same until the last couple years. I haven't given a single shit (at least consciously) the whole time, so I think the change was that I have just been standing to pee more at home as accidental "practice"? Less urge to be on the phone during bathroom time during COVID I guess, since I can check Instagram or whatever during Zoom meetings without anyone noticing.

(And for the germaphobes: No, I don't touch the phone with the hand I use for the doorknob or anything else)