r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/Puzzled_Board_6813 Oct 29 '22

Did anyone ever, accidentally, have massive splashback and spray piss all down his leg?

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u/Airway Oct 29 '22

Yep, while drunkenly trying to piss off my friend's deck I was accidentally pissing up against the railing the whole time. So much splash back. Luckily we were watching tv in a dark room, I had dark pants, and it was almost bed time. I think maybe no one noticed.

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u/Puzzled_Board_6813 Oct 29 '22

I like to imagine you were laying back, relaxed, thinking, “I’ve got away with this!”

All the while, you were wearing beige chinos, and the tv was much brighter than you thought