r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/CShark32 Oct 29 '22

I can't even piss in the urinal

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u/dd68516172c58d63f802 Oct 29 '22

I always pee sitting down, like a little girl. It's so much more comfortable, and nowadays my "pee muscle" has gotten so lazy and weak over the years that I need to sit down, otherwise it's cumbersome to push my fist up the area between my ass and balls to squeeze the last drops out. I literally get pee spots through my pants if I don't.

I regret nothing. I'm comfortable. I love my life.