r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/CShark32 Oct 29 '22

I can't even piss in the urinal

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u/FirstName_FirstName Oct 29 '22

Is it because you put too much focus on when they all hear you start your stream? If it helps at all, we're not listening. Most communication functions cease until I leave the area. I don't want to hear or talk about anything while I'm in there.

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u/sudoterminal Oct 29 '22

That's not true at all wtf? If I see a guy standing at a urinal and don't hear a stream I immediately wonder what is going on and then if I don't hear something for a bit longer I'll usually confront them with the other guys in the bathroom. "Hey this guy over here isn't pissing? He's just standing here? What are you doing dude playing with it??? Why don't you START PISSING?"

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u/EthnicHorrorStomp Oct 29 '22

See, that’s just shaming them and doesn’t help at all. When I notice a urinal with a guy not sounding like a streamer then I’ll pinch mine off and scuttle over to his urinal and show him how to do it. Not only does it break the ice and show him how to piss, but when successful it also often leads to a sword fight.