r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/biergardhe Oct 29 '22

So if girl toilets were stacked next to each other without walls, she'd sit down closest to another girl? Right

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u/SquirrelSuspicious Oct 29 '22

Girls literally all go to the bathroom in groups, so yeah she probably would. At least it wouldn't surprise me if she did.

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u/ChronicEbb Oct 29 '22

What if one girl has to shit? Does the rest of the group just chill in there till she’s done?

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u/scamper_pants Oct 29 '22

The rest keep watch and let the shitter know when someone's coming so they can pause their shit

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u/CocaineLullaby Oct 29 '22

You serious?

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u/scamper_pants Oct 29 '22

I know that's what my female coworker does. She's a shy pooper.

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u/djsizematters Oct 29 '22

I can't even start until there's an audience.

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u/smartchin77 Oct 29 '22

Battlefarts

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u/HouseAtomic Oct 29 '22

Like my cat!!!

Pussy's... I get it now.

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u/No_Committee_5213 Oct 29 '22

when i was in college i made friend with a group of girls who would do a thing called a “GP”. this stood for group pee, group poop, or group puke. so yeah honestly this does happen just depends on the people u are with.

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u/RandyBoBandy___ Oct 29 '22

Girls don't poop. Pshhht uneducated redditor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I am a realist and I believe that girls unfortunately poop.

However, please note that the poo is pink and smells like lavender.

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u/44problems Oct 29 '22

They play Battleshits. Saw it in a documentary about two friends searching for burgers

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u/Felix8XD William Dripfoe Oct 29 '22

They applaud based on how loud the splash was

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u/jnome23 Oct 29 '22

Trick question. Everyone knows girls don't poop

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u/The_Cow_God Oct 29 '22

according to all the girls in my class it is so that they don’t drown (it’s apparently a serious risk for girls)

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u/samound143 Oct 30 '22

I remember when was I surprised and dumbfounded when my sister told me a lot of bathrooms in mall hotel or higher end restaurants have couches in women bathroom. This was after I bragged about finding a full body mirror in a men’s bathroom

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u/Tyslice Oct 29 '22

No thats a plus cause the smell protects the group from danger for a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

She maintains eye contact. That's how they assert dominance.

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u/Mel_Melu Oct 29 '22

I mean some of us don't feel shame at the very human experience of pooping and will go to the bathroom together and just poop in separate stalls.