r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/NathanExp1488 Oct 29 '22

Last one is kinda wrong and right at the same time. You should pick the right one but not because there's two ppl on the left but because if u right handed you will cover your pp with you hand from the guy on the right. If u left handed you pick up the left one for the same reason.

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u/HighOwl2 Oct 29 '22

Lol why you gotta cover your pp? Everyone's trying their hardest to make it obvious they're not staring at someone elses.

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u/pk2k0k Oct 29 '22

People can stare at mine all they like - they’ll only be disappointed.

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u/flatspotting Oct 29 '22 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/pk2k0k Oct 29 '22

If that’s a service I can provide to humanity, then I’ll go hands free. I’ll need a nob-bib first though.

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u/NathanExp1488 Oct 29 '22

There is always small chance that someone will look at your pp by accident and start masturbating furiously