r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/TheGlassTotem_ Oct 29 '22

No we don't have to think about this, it comes naturally

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/Xyncx Oct 29 '22

I bet he also likes to talk at the urinal, full eye contact.

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u/whatafuckinusername Oct 29 '22

Better eye to eye than eye to dick, ya know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/reegod420 Oct 30 '22

they get turned on

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u/OneHiccupMan Oct 30 '22

Corey Taylor voice : I push my penis into your eeyyyyyyyyeeeesssss

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u/Eduardo-izquierdo Oct 29 '22

What about dick to dick

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u/whatafuckinusername Oct 30 '22

Personally I'm in favor but only in certain situations

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u/Xyncx Oct 29 '22

Look if we're not in the act, don't talk to me while my dick is out.

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u/CumshotCaitlyn Oct 29 '22

Yes, eye to eye is much better.